Cockney Jimmy Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 When I met my wife it was love at first sight - wish I took a second glance now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I'm happily married ,she's happy and I'm married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I wear the trousers in our house, the missus tells me which ones though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I always have the last words in marital arguments, "Yes Dear". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cockney Jimmy Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I knew the mother in law had arrived when all the mice started throwing themselves on the traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 What's the difference between light and hard ? You can get to sleep with the light on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cockney Jimmy Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, King Kevin said: What's the difference between light and hard ? You can get to sleep with the light on. Clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Can't believe it, Pancake Day is months away and the shops are already selling flour and eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 True story, a comment passed by an American lady in Windsor park. "Why on earth did the queen build a Castle so near an airport?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 So there's this fat, disabled, lesbian Irish Tory walking down the road. Good luck to her I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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