Stive Pesley Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 This could only be in Lincolnshire https://what3words.com/uncle.touches.niece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Stive Pesley said: This could only be in Lincolnshire and Nottingham https://what3words.com/uncle.touches.niece FTFY Stive Pesley and WhiteHorseRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zag zig Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 From one of my Leicester celebrating mates Alph, uttoxram75, Gritstone Ram and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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maxjam Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Its Fathers Day today and Sky have an article about the best Dad jokes - jokes that are so bad they are good. Sorry in advance... The winning joke was; I once hired a limo but when it arrived, the guy driving it walked off! I said "Excuse me? Are you not going to drive me?" The guy told me that the price didn't include a driver… … so I'd spent £400 on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it! Other favourites were; • Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn't see that well! • What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? "Aye Matey!" • Someone has glued my pack of cards together - I don't know how to deal with it. • What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing • I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me • I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?" - so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great. • Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field! • What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison • Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. • What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus! cstand, Pearl Ram, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 1 hour ago, maxjam said: Its Fathers Day today and Sky have an article about the best Dad jokes - jokes that are so bad they are good. Sorry in advance... The winning joke was; I once hired a limo but when it arrived, the guy driving it walked off! I said "Excuse me? Are you not going to drive me?" The guy told me that the price didn't include a driver… … so I'd spent £400 on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it! Other favourites were; • Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn't see that well! • What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? "Aye Matey!" • Someone has glued my pack of cards together - I don't know how to deal with it. • What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing • I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me • I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?" - so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great. • Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field! • What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison • Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. • What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus! Sounds like a Tim Vine stand up show. GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 I’ve just returned from fixing Cat Stevens caravan. The awning has broken!!! Premier ram, Steve How Hard? and cstand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 20/06/2021 at 11:26, Tamworthram said: What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing I prefer - what do you call a zombie who believes in social justice? Dead man woke-ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Stive Pesley said: I prefer - what do you call a zombie who believes in social justice? Dead man woke-ing The list of jokes originated from @maxjam. Don’t try to pin them on me.? Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstand Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 Bob The Badger and TimRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 What do you do if your pet pig is poorly? Rub some OINKMENT on his chest !] ?? That's a joke from George and Zippy of Rainbow, 1980s class cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteHorseRam Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? cstand, Bob The Badger and Stive Pesley 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, WhiteHorseRam said: Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? And with the same punchline - why does Rupert The Bear wear checked trousers? cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob The Badger Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Hanksy TimRam, Gritstone Ram, EtoileSportiveDeDerby and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 On 22/06/2021 at 10:38, Stive Pesley said: And with the same punchline - why does Rupert The Bear wear checked trousers? And once more with feeling Why did Gareth Southgate not pick Patrick Bamford for the England Euro squad? Stive Pesley and TimRam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 On 22/06/2021 at 10:22, WhiteHorseRam said: Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? I don't know, why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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