ThePrisoner Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Bwash_Ram said: Please tell me thats not a thing Come here often? richinspain and uttoxram75 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 You know that bloke from 'The King and I?' Yul Brynner, yeah.' He hated aftershave. And he supported Liverpool! Don't talk rubbish! It's true I tell you... Yul never wore cologne! Boom boom! TimRam, GboroRam, froggg and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gee SCREAMER !! Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Apparently this is the Greggs in perth. Not the best placement. Made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 It's so hot, I'm sweating like Boris Johnson on Father's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 10 hours ago, GboroRam said: It's so hot, I'm sweating like Boris Johnson on Father's Day. I'm envious of Prince Andrew during this heat. uttoxram75, GboroRam and Premier ram 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rammieib Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 I’ve finally taken the Russian COVID vaccine and so far I’m feeling perfectski with иo sideski effectskoski и меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован и лжец и почему я даю чистые прямые награды Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other... "I'm not sure if I'm happy being a cannibal. I know our tribe has eaten people for generations but now we have domesticated cattle and more advanced arable farming techniques." The second cannibal replies "Whilst I agree its not a necessary source of food now, I don't thing it ever has been. It was mainly a way of asserting our dominance over neighbouring tribes." Cannibal 1 "In fact I've heard that it was much rarer than people thought and used to perpetuate myths about uncivilised countries beyond Europe as an excuse for colonial power" Cannibal 2 "Does this taste funny to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 I've just run over a badger carrying a cymbal. Da Dum Tsh I know nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Apparently glass coffins are the next big trend in the funeral business, will it catch on? Remains to be seen. Wolfie, ThePrisoner, Steve How Hard? and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 3 hours ago, reverendo de duivel said: Apparently glass coffins are the next big trend in the funeral business, will it catch on? Remains to be seen. They're also bringing out coffins with the inside of the lid being a mirror. I can see myself being buried in one of them! uttoxram75, Kinder, TimRam and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Was out and about last weekend, and must have spent an hour stood next to this sign, asking all and sundry to come over for a chat. "We can discuss anything but politics" I'd holler. "What do you reckon to this lovely weather we're having?" "What's your favourite mince based dish?" I'd enquire. They just looked at me as if I was some sort of moron, and hastily moved on, shaking their heads. It was only then, I decided to check out the sign again... Mick Brolly and Alph 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Subbuteo release new figures to mark Leeds United's return to the top flight Grumpy Git, maxjam, Mucker1884 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Git Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 I was there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 On 22/08/2020 at 19:40, Grumpy Git said: I was there ? Me too.??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 I recently got crushed by a pile of books. I've only got my shelf to blame. Steve How Hard?, Mick Brolly and cstand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Boris Johnson is on a trip to Cornwall meeting the locals. The mayor meets him and says "Boris, we have two problems we need you to help with" "Certainly," Boris replies. "Anything to be of service.” “Well, our first problem is that we have a new health centre but we don’t have a GP allocated to work here so it’s sitting empty.” “No problem,” and with that Boris whips out his phone and makes a call, clearly berating someone at the other end and instructing them, in no uncertain terms to get things done. “There,” he says as he hangs up. “That’s the first one done. So what about the second?” “Well,” the mayor continues. “Our mobile phone mast blew down in the recent storm so we don’t have any mobile phone reception at all.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Ramslad1992 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) Edited August 29, 2020 by Mr. P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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