Stive Pesley Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 When I woke up this morning there were eggs all over my bedroom floor. I'd overlayed. Premier ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 I woke up this morning and there was a Boeing 747 outside my bedroom door. I'd left the landing light on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Shamelessly stolen from Facebook... Bwash_Ram, Comrade 86 and Mucker1884 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Shamelessly stolen from Facebook... The 5th Sept is a Saturday... Not sure you've thought this through! Eddie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthram Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Also stolen from Facebook: Eddie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: The 5th Sept is a Saturday... Not sure you've thought this through! I'd better postpone that one for a couple of years then. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Little limerick for you: There was a young man from Leicester Who stayed in Leicester He’s still in Leicester More news on this story as we have it. Mick Brolly, Mucker1884, Alph and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 47 minutes ago, GboroRam said: Little limerick for you: There was a young man from Leicester Who stayed in Leicester He’s still in Leicester More news on this story as we have it. There was a young family from Leicester, Who were told to stay home 'til they fester. It didn't take long, 'til they started to pong, So they all got transferred to Manchester. uttoxram75, Premier ram and LeedsCityRam 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 There was a Bohemian Monk Who went to sleep in a bunk He dreamt that Venus Was sucking his elbow And woke up covered in perspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Saul said: There was a Bohemian Monk Who went to sleep in a bunk He dreamt that Venus Was sucking his elbow And woke up covered in perspiration Something tells me that this isn't the original ending to this limerick. Either that or your auto correct needs recalibrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 What do you call the Frenchman who swallowed a grenade? Napolean Blownapart. Gritstone Ram, LeedsCityRam, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 A Limerick from Eric Morecambe There was a young woman from Preston Who ran down the M6 with no vest on When she got down to Stoke She met a big bloke Looking for something to rest on uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 hours ago, sage said: A Limerick from Eric Morecambe There was a young woman from Preston Who ran down the M6 with no vest on When she got down to Stoke She met a big bloke Looking for something to rest on When you imagine Eric reciting that in his own voice......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Chester40, froggg, Steve How Hard? and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjam Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 bigbadbob, I know nothing, Premier ram and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Guess who I bumped into on the way to Specsavers? .everyone Mick Brolly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 I'm quite proud of myself - I just completed a jigsaw inside a week. The box said '5 to 7 years'. cstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob The Badger Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Eddie said: I'm quite proud of myself - I just completed a jigsaw inside a week. The box said '5 to 7 years'. TimRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Eddie said: I'm quite proud of myself - I just completed a jigsaw inside a week. The box said '5 to 7 years'. Isn't grave digging illegal? You should get 5 to 7 years, just for digging that one up! bigbadbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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