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New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)


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On 22/01/2018 at 15:24, Van Gritters said:

A couple driving home run over a badger. They stop to see if it is ok. The badger was breathing but very cold.

The man said to his wife put it between your legs to warm it up.

The wife said but it's wet and it stinks.

The man said well hold its nose.

Late to the party, but I was literally crying with laughter at that one, you deserve multiple emojis sir!

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1 hour ago, Bob The Badger said:

Late to the party, but I was literally crying with laughter at that one, you deserve multiple emojis sir!

Hhhmmm, Bob The Badger laughs at a joke about a Badger being run over who then asks his wife to put the said Badger between her legs...Mrs Badger by any chance ?

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