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New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)


admira

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So there I was at school where we were doing the letter of the day, Todays letter was "N", The teacher says "Paul tell the class what you're not very good at begining with the letter  N", I said spelling.

I was standing outside school and one of the parents came up to me and asked "what year is my Daughter in" I said 2020.

My Brother died last week, He finished last in a charity run race for life.

I'm thinking of switching my energy provider from Red Bull to Lucozade.

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I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken.

I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

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