Chester40 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Was at a party last night, got talking to this chap who claimed to have been a very famous pop star in the 1980s. He told me he'd had lots of hits, including "Friend or Foe", "Goody Two Shoes", and "Prince Charming". I wasn't convinced, but he was adamant. Hinzy9, ThePrisoner, Mick Brolly and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I was asked if Derby will fare better in the new year, i haven't got 2020 vision. Bubbles and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 17 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Just heard about a jewellery robbery from Tiffany's. The robbers were last seen running just as fast as they can trying to hold one another's hand...... Seriously think there is a missed opportunity here... Weren't they spotted 'trying to get away into the night....'!? Steve How Hard?, Kentucky Derby 1980 and uttoxram75 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I think they're alone now Kentucky Derby 1980, uttoxram75, Steve How Hard? and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 The Old Bill got there too late. They were heard saying " There doesn't seem to be any con around." uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I understand that it was the beating of their hearts that gave them away uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 09/12/2019 at 13:09, Bwash_Ram said: Look carefully once you see it you cant unsee it. Maybe a drop or two of the hard stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 This one took me a while froggg, Steve How Hard?, MaltRam and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 froggg, Hinzy9, i-Ram and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydrakin Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Did you hear about the guy who died after having the end of his foot amputated? Turns out he was lactose intolerant ... 2tups 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfella Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 It was eleven years ago today that my best friend Neil came out of a room shouting - “it’s a boy, it’s a boy!” He never went back to Thailand again. Mick Brolly, Steve How Hard? and i-Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 richinspain, Steve How Hard? and Kentucky Derby 1980 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 This year my new years resolution is to stop using spray can deodorants. Roll-On 2020 cstand, Steve How Hard?, Bubbles and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 A Chicken Pie costs the equivalent of £2.35 in Jamaica £2.29 in Aruba £2.75 In Barbados and £2.05 in the Dominican Republic These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean I'll get my coat. TramRam and Mick Brolly 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Bwash_Ram said: A Chicken Pie costs the equivalent of £2.35 in Jamaica £2.29 in Aruba £2.75 In Barbados and £2.05 in the Dominican Republic These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean I'll get my coat. You should've plunged the Depp's to about 15 pages back for that one! admira 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ThePrisoner said: You should've plunged the Depp's to about 15 pages back for that one! You mean he's just parrotted someone else's joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 1 minute ago, SchtivePesley said: You mean he's just parrotted someone else's joke? Right on cue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 20 hours ago, SchtivePesley said: You mean he's just parrotted someone else's joke? But his version wasnt a patch on mine Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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