Anag Ram Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 On 13/10/2019 at 11:27, Ghost of Clough said: Not even a joke.... Dogging? Well truck drivers do love a Yorkie. Bwash_Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 What does John Bercow have before his main course? HORS D'OEUVRES! I know nothing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 richinspain and Angry Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Some idiot just let off a firework - in October! In October! The dog was terrified, it ran away so fast it nearly knocked over the Christmas tree. admira 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Someone wrote a load of Shakespeare's sonnets all over the see saw at the kids park. As I was pushing my daughter up and down on it I thought "now that's poetry in motion". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Me and my family are all afflicted by a hereditary predisposition to bouts of sudden diarrohea It runs in our jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Steve How Hard? and Alph 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 On 24/09/2019 at 17:22, GboroRam said: The most unfunny thing possible. bigbadbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 56 minutes ago, Mick Brolly said: The most unfunny thing possible. Dunno. Still better than Mrs Brown's Boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Spell "I met" out loud in a croaky voice. Done it? Now phone home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 I've just seen John Cleese carrying a nun. That was really virgin on the ridiculous. German steps in cow pancake... Ach dung! (I got those from a nursing home for old jokes!) Yes it is! Is it true you can tell the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Bit early for pulling crackers, unless, of course, you are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 On 25/09/2019 at 12:31, sage said: Q. How do you milk sheep? A. Release a new iPhone Saw this shop in Rome last night - have to say I admired their honesty GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Just thought I’d put this up for a chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 6 hours ago, jono said: Just thought I’d put this up for a chuckle Unrealistic to have Marriott playing from the start admira, uttoxram75, ThePrisoner and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, Alpha said: Unrealistic to have Marriott playing from the start Or Waghorn still on the pitch after 74 minutes. Alph and jono 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 I sent in ten entries to a competition to finf the best play on words thinking one must surely win something. Sadly... No pun intended,? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 (edited) Blokes dog ate my hat. The owner just said 'So what?' I said 'I'm not sure I like attitude' He said, 'Mine? It's your attitude!' All this, yet cannot get a like?!!! Edited November 3, 2019 by Brummie Steve Bubbles and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 EtoileSportiveDeDerby, Mucker1884, i-Ram and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Bwash_Ram, IlsonDerby, Wolfie and 3 others 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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