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On ‎12‎/‎01‎/‎2019 at 17:03, Turk Thrust said:

Mind you I like chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them

I'm going to give you the brush off!

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Breaking news.....police have found a man in his 40’s floating in the river Aire face down in stockings, suspenders and a Leeds United top and a dildo stuck up his arse, police have recovered the body and removed the Leeds shirt to prevent any more embarrassment to his family!!!

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Derby County are said to be interested in signing former England international Ashley Cole....

.....according to sources at Elland Road.

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I was on holiday in Jamaica and fancied a pie. The man said it would cost 10 dollars. Then I went to Barbados and was told that a pie would cost 10 dollars. I asked why pies were so expensive in the West Indies. He said "that's the pie-rates of the Caribbean"

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