Bigfella Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 North Derbyshire man goes to the vet. Man : I’ve got trouble wi mi cat it keeps fightin Vet: Is it a Tom? Man: No I brought it wi mi PrivateDerby, richinspain, Chester40 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted March 18, 2019 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 A reminder from Dianne Abbott that the clocks go sideways on March 31st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Went Fly-fishing today, got lots of bites; om my neck, hands, ankles. Never caught a single one! Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Interviewer: How do you perform under pressure? Me: Not well, however, I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody... ThePrisoner, Mucker1884 and Steve How Hard? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 BaaLocks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 What do you call a porn actor with terrible aim? Mr Completely BathRam72 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Turk Thrust Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 My Granny rubbed my Grandad's back with grease. He went downhill really fast after that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 My missus accused me of loving football more than her last night. When I asked her to open her legs it would be an understatement to say that she was less than impressed when I nutmegged her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 7 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said: My missus accused me of loving football more than her last night. When I asked her to open her legs it would be an understatement to say that she was less than impressed when I nutmegged her. To make it up to her, why not book a table for you both, tonight? ...I presume she does like snooker, yeah? Steve How Hard? and ThePrisoner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 My missus’s cooking is that bad we usually pray after we have eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: To make it up to her, why not book a table for you both, tonight? ...I presume she does like snooker, yeah? Me and the missus were happy for 20 years... and then we met. Millenniumram and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Just went to see a faith healer perform. He was so bad even a guy in a wheelchair got up and walked out. Gritstone Ram, Steve How Hard?, TibshelfRam and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gritters said: Me and the missus were happy for 20 years... and then we met. Sounds similar to the pratchett quote: they had been happily married for six months, however that was twenty years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Gritstone Ram, McRamFan and Rev 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Me and the missus are sexually compatable, we both get headaches at the same time. Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Remember when they said Waghorn wasn’t worth £5m? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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