Turk Thrust Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Man was playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo. He was an Abbarigine froggg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Batman goes to see ozzy Osbourne in hospital and says "how are you ozzy"? Ozzy says "What do want you stipid c**t"? "Ok mate no need to bite my head off" Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is. froggg and I know nothing 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 7 hours ago, AmericanRam said: My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is. So how do you know he walked 5 miles a day? ? froggg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I've made a ventriloquist dummy out of some old carpet. It's ruggish. Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twit in morse code. froggg, angieram and TibshelfRam 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 My best mate's Dad died in Venice recently - he fell out of one of them boats and drowned I offered him my sincere gondolences froggg and TibshelfRam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, StivePesley said: My best mate's Dad died in Venice recently - he fell out of one of them boats and drowned I offered him my sincere gondolences Perfect example of why we need to know what the next unread topic is. rynny, DarkFruitsRam7, Stive Pesley and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 I was thrown out of Weight Watchers. I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well. TibshelfRam, froggg, Steve How Hard? and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I went to the doctor as my crossword addiction was making me depressed. He told me not to get too down. TibshelfRam, angieram and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, AmericanRam said: I went to the doctor as my crossword addiction was making me depressed. He told me not to get too down. Hope you "receive the excavation anon" (3,4,4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 What's red and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl 1977 Ram Raider, AmericanRam, King Kevin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 40 minutes ago, StivePesley said: What's red and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl That is wrong on so many levels -----------but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 05/02/2019 at 16:20, AmericanRam said: If I owned a DeLorean, I'd only drive it from time to time. The timing of this was so much better than the actual joke. Brilliant. AmericanRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Apparently, up until the age of ten, Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty shat on a wall DarkFruitsRam7, AmericanRam, Steve How Hard? and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I was visiting my Daughter last night, when I asked her for a newspaper, she replied; 'This is the 21st Century. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use by iPad.' I can tell you this...that fly never knew what hit him...! cstand, AmericanRam, Stive Pesley and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Just had a phonecall asking me to attend Keith Flint's funeral and lead the singing Yep - I'm the choir starter I know nothing, cstand and Kinder 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 I know nothing, i-Ram, angieram and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Glasgow university evacuated as police investigate suspicious package. Turns out it was a salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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