Wolfie Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 True story.... GboroRam, ramit and Alph 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Q. How do you milk sheep? A. Release a new iPhone Bwash_Ram, Alph, GboroRam and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 minute ago, sage said: Q. How do you milk sheep? A. Release a new iPhone Someone is asking for a ban from our apple fanboi overlord ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 45 minutes ago, SchtivePesley said: Someone is asking for a ban from our apple fanboi overlord ? I bet @David won’t even see it.... sage, Stive Pesley and Mucker1884 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, sage said: Q. How do you milk sheep? A. Release a new iPhone Peasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, David said: Peasant. Sheep GboroRam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, sage said: Sheep Ram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?? A chocolate baaaaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 6 hours ago, McRamFan said: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?? A fantasy? ... or is that just me? Tamworthram, Bob The Badger and I know nothing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 9 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: A fantasy? ... or is that just me? Just you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfella Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I asked my wife why she married me. She said “ Because you’re funny” I said “ I thought it was because I was good in bed” She said “ See? You’re hilarious” Wolfie and Gritstone Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I asked Oliver Twist if he wanted a go in the Rugby world cup sweepstake. He said: Please can I have Samoa?. Bubbles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfella Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 I dated a girl with a lazy eye at one time. Turns out she was seeing someone else on the side. Kinder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Bigfella said: I dated a girl with a lazy eye at one time. Turns out she was seeing someone else on the side. Mortgage eyes. One fixed, one variable. I know nothing and Steve How Hard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfella Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Star Trek actor William Shatner has discontinued his new range of lingerie. Apparently “Shatner Pants” did not sell well. Angry Ram and Ramant62 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 As a serial killer my name would be "The Suspense" so my victims would be like " oh no the suspense is killing me" and we would both laugh, then I would stab them to death . A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”. I'm told that Joe Pasquale speaks very highly of me. It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar. It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 Kenny Burns entered an ugly man competition but was disqualified as they don't allow professionals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 I had catarrh in Qatar, cracked a toe in Krakatoa. Thank goodness I didn't go to Bangkok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Not even a joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Clough Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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