Turk Thrust Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 My uncle had a neck brace fitted. He's never looked back since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaaLocks Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 16 minutes ago, Boycie said: Already had it, you're out.... Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, BaaLocks said: Already had it, you're out.... Bet the bloody Ambassador sent it you, the schweinhunt pigdog! BaaLocks and Bwash_Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 I’ll always remember my grandmas last words.. ”what you doing with that hammer?” froggg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 On 31/01/2019 at 16:14, StivePesley said: I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy. Omg I had to go back 6 pages to find the first actually funny joke. This thread is painful, it should be locked. Comrade 86 and Stive Pesley 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 23 hours ago, Gritters said: I’ll always remember my grandmas last words.. ”what you doing with that hammer?” I’ll always remember my granddads last words.. ”stop shaking the ladder you little... ” froggg and Gritstone Ram 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 12 hours ago, GboroRam said: I’ll always remember my granddads last words.. ”stop shaking the ladder you little... ” I'll always remember my grandad's last words... "I think it's a piano" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Too soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 ColonelBlimp, Wolfie and Highgate 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Dorothy ,the lion from the Wizard of Oz and Quasimodo are walking down the street , You know says Dorothy I think I'm the prettiest girl in the whole widw world. "I think I'm the bravest lion in the wholw wide world "says the lion "I think I'm the ugliest person in the wholw wide world says "Quasi I know says Dorothy we''ll ask the witch she will have the definitive answer and off they go . Dorothy comes out smiling from seeing the witch, I knew it she says I am the prettiest girl in the whole wide world The loin goes in next, I knew it he says I am the bravest lion in the whole wide world looking very happy. Quasi goes in and come out with a long face "who the feck is Peter Beardsley he says. Norman, DarkFruitsRam7 and I know nothing 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 StockholmRam and Wolfie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Bloke knocked on my door wanting to tell me the great news about our Lord. I said "eff off mate I'm watching the footy". As I tried to close the door in his face, he grabbed my arm and twisted it up my back slamming my face into the wall, then with a single rabbit punch broke 3 of my ribs, he then kung fu kicked my leg shattering the bone in three places. As I fell to the floor he karate chopped my windpipe and left me choking in agony on my own doorstep. Bloody Jason Bourne again Christian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 jono, froggg and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 My uncle had a lead pacemaker fitted. When he died we buried him with a heavy heart .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Whereas my uncle had an aluminium pace maker. His funeral was a rather lighthearted affair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 https://www.fannyf.art/ Very well done Steve How Hard?, Wolfie and GboroRam 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 26 minutes ago, StivePesley said: https://www.fannyf.art/ Very well done Very good indeed. If only Mrs Merton was still with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Turk Thrust, StockholmRam, Steve How Hard? and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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