TimRam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Santa came down the chimney...until the police told him to zip up and get off the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 In the light of new gender thinking Guy Manson is changing his name to person person person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Diversity strikes Santa: After centuries of the sleigh being pulled by 9 male Reindeer a new girl reindeer, Olive, has joined the team, but she is not off to the best start: The Red Nose times reports (sing it!) "Olive, the other reindeer laughed at them and called them names!" Expect late pressies next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 My mate told me his wife likes to role play in bed. I asked what her favourite role play was. He said 'Coma patient'... Angry Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) Intentionally blank. Edited December 30, 2018 by McRamFan jono 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I enrolled on a course entitled “Basic Origami for Idiots”. You’re probably thinking “Why?” Well, the answer is twofold... Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 My budgie flew out of it's cage a few months ago and started shagging the dog.... Ive got some puppies going cheep if anyones interested? I see Amazon boss Jeff Bezos’ wife is leaving him. With a neighbour, presumably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 A guy today offered me $80k a year to work for him at the brittle bones society. I snapped his hand off. ThePrisoner, McRainy, Mick Brolly and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I think I'll cut off the bottom of my trousers and put them in the library. That'll be a turn up for the books! Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 I think I'll cut off the bottom of my trousers and put them in the library. That'll be a turn up for the books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Blimey. It was so funny I must have sent it twice Mind you I like chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor One of the tests was: Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk Steve How Hard?, i-Ram, DarkFruitsRam7 and 6 others 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well-dressed man on a unicycle? Attire. i-Ram 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindernRam Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 12/01/2019 at 17:03, Turk Thrust said: Mind you I like chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them I'm going to give you the brush off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk Thrust Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 4 hours ago, FindernRam said: I'm going to give you the brush off! Don't, because Ive got a touch of the flue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BriggRam Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Breaking news.....police have found a man in his 40’s floating in the river Aire face down in stockings, suspenders and a Leeds United top and a dildo stuck up his arse, police have recovered the body and removed the Leeds shirt to prevent any more embarrassment to his family!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 t's a little known fact, that in the 1980s statistically girls called Eileen spent more on dry cleaning than girls with any other name. DarkFruitsRam7, Steve How Hard?, Stive Pesley and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 King Kevin, Alph, Carl Sagan and 9 others 2 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Derby County are said to be interested in signing former England international Ashley Cole.... .....according to sources at Elland Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I have a website on which I buy and sell lizards but it's down at the moment. Apparently I have e-reptile dysfunction. Alph and i-Ram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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