McRamFan Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Highgate, 1977 Ram Raider and Steve How Hard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." ram1964 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'. He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'. She replies 'Well, my name was Bob, and I played for Wigan !'. AmericanRam, Steve How Hard?, Animal is a Ram and 5 others 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother' IlsonDerby, Bob The Badger and Wolfie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. Schwepped her off her feet. rammieib, ThePrisoner, Mick Brolly and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Ram Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 On 27 September 2017 at 20:40, Strange yearnings said: Not exactly new but I've always liked the "What's the difference" jokes from decades ago which you have to work out yourself. Can remember only three though first one is Q. what's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl. A. One shoots but cannot hit and the other........ Whats the difference between a JCB and a Giraffe ? Ones got hydraulics......the others got .... Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 What do you call a man with 20 rabbits up his arse ? Warren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee SCREAMER !! Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 a bloke comes home from his night shift to see Jim the postman leaving his house with a smile on his face clutching a shiny new pound coin . The man storms into the house and finds his wife in her sexiest underwear just clearing up some breakfast dishes. What the hells going on he demands - well says the wife . I told you Jim was retiring before you went to work last night and asked what we should give him as a retirement gift. You said screw him , give him a pound , the breakfast was my idea. Bob The Badger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 The man that invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral. Rev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser_23 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Fraser_23 said: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi Surely you can do feta than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 A couple driving home run over a badger. They stop to see if it is ok. The badger was breathing but very cold. The man said to his wife put it between your legs to warm it up. The wife said but it's wet and it stinks. The man said well hold its nose. ram1964, I know nothing, Mick Brolly and 8 others 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser_23 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Surely you can do feta than that? Let’s not make any cheese jokes due to the explosion at the cheese factory in France Debris was everywhere AmericanRam, Parsnip, Rev and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Fraser_23 said: Let’s not make any cheese jokes due to the explosion at the cheese factory in France Debris was everywhere Where do you get all these cheese jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser_23 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, PistoldPete2 said: Where do you get all these cheese jokes? I have no idea but I sure know which cheese to use to hide a horse.... Mascarpone McRainy and Rev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 What cheese do you use to lure bears from a tree? Cathedral City Extra Mature Cheddar. Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Full of crackers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 I suspect threres still a ton of cheese related puns yet to come. Stive Pesley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 12 hours ago, sage said: What cheese do you use to lure bears from a tree? Cathedral City Extra Mature Cheddar. Took me a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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