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Wake up

Check emails

Check this forum

Go to toilet, have a wee, flush toilet then have a poo whilst checking social media

Let the dog out

Make his breakfast

Grab a soft drink, caffeine is for the weak.

Continue browsing the internet for half hour or so

Go to toilet for another poo

Breakfast

Shower

Dressed (occasionally)

Brush teeth

Back to the internet

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I'm not one of these that can sit on the throne for an hour, there's only so many forum posts you can read before ooooh bog brush becomes more interesting. At that point it's a I'll be back in my best Arnie voice

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Wake between 9.30/10.00 am,then usual,toilet,shave,shower and dress,at the moment shorts,sandels and cotton shirt,then get in car with my partner and take a 10 minuite drive into Alhaurine to our favourite Bar.Breakfast is served by Mercedes(yes a waitress not the car)consisting of a pitufa(small bread cob cut in half and toasted)with a clove of garlic which is rubbed on the pitufa,then drizzle with olive oil,and spoon on fresh tomatoe paste,delish,very popular with Spanish,oh and a glass of cafe con leche with sacharine,maybe take 1 hour eating and watching the sights in the sun,and maybe have another coffee.

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Wake up

Turn off alarm

Spoon the Mrs until she gets irritated and tells me it's time to get up

Get up

Stumble to the loo & relieve myself

Chuck on some clothes

Stumble downstairs and let the dog out

Get the dog on his lead

Take dog for a walk

Back home

Kettle on

Take a brew up to the Mrs

Wake son

Feed dog

Feed son

Feed myself (Usually Special K, occasionally toast, on rare occasions, bacon & mushroom sarnie)

Wash pots

Moan at the son for not being ready

Shower

Dressed

Moan at the son again, for still not being ready

Sort out son's hair, teeth & general scruffy appearance 

Kiss the Mrs goodbye, followed by a cheeky slap on the arse

High five the son

Give the dog a fuss

Step out the house

Don headphones

Fall into an instant depression that I have to go to work

Rinse & repeat Mon to Fri

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