David Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Wake up Check emails Check this forum Go to toilet, have a wee, flush toilet then have a poo whilst checking social media Let the dog out Make his breakfast Grab a soft drink, caffeine is for the weak. Continue browsing the internet for half hour or so Go to toilet for another poo Breakfast Shower Dressed (occasionally) Brush teeth Back to the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I'd get bored of that..... .........all that pooing i mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I'm not one of these that can sit on the throne for an hour, there's only so many forum posts you can read before ooooh bog brush becomes more interesting. At that point it's a I'll be back in my best Arnie voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, ketteringram said: Any tips on how on earth to stay asleep until 9.00 AM?!? I struggle to get past 04.30. Often won't get to sleep till that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Wake between 9.30/10.00 am,then usual,toilet,shave,shower and dress,at the moment shorts,sandels and cotton shirt,then get in car with my partner and take a 10 minuite drive into Alhaurine to our favourite Bar.Breakfast is served by Mercedes(yes a waitress not the car)consisting of a pitufa(small bread cob cut in half and toasted)with a clove of garlic which is rubbed on the pitufa,then drizzle with olive oil,and spoon on fresh tomatoe paste,delish,very popular with Spanish,oh and a glass of cafe con leche with sacharine,maybe take 1 hour eating and watching the sights in the sun,and maybe have another coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Forgot the most important part,a glass containing 1 teaspoon of turmeric,1 teaspoon honey,and a dash of apple cider vinegar,topped up with hot water,excellent for keeping the stomach healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Wake up Turn off alarm Spoon the Mrs until she gets irritated and tells me it's time to get up Get up Stumble to the loo & relieve myself Chuck on some clothes Stumble downstairs and let the dog out Get the dog on his lead Take dog for a walk Back home Kettle on Take a brew up to the Mrs Wake son Feed dog Feed son Feed myself (Usually Special K, occasionally toast, on rare occasions, bacon & mushroom sarnie) Wash pots Moan at the son for not being ready Shower Dressed Moan at the son again, for still not being ready Sort out son's hair, teeth & general scruffy appearance Kiss the Mrs goodbye, followed by a cheeky slap on the arse High five the son Give the dog a fuss Step out the house Don headphones Fall into an instant depression that I have to go to work Rinse & repeat Mon to Fri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwash_Ram Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Up at the crack of noon. Gold Blend and Marlbro Lights, breakfast of champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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