dog Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Still no footy so I wonder what everyone's favourite start to the day is. For me; Put two slices of toast in the toaster and the kettle on. Put two quorn gammon steaks and six or seven mushrooms in the microwave. Take real dog for a stretch. Come back. Take mug of tea to current wife. Take toast out. Add contents of microwave on to lower slice of toast. Squirt on lidl ketchup. Add upper slice. Sit and eat in silence whilst catching up with internet and avoiding work emails for as long as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Stay in bed into last possible minute. Fall into clothes. Clean teeth. Do my beautiful hair. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Candy crush on the bog, shower, make a brew, drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, dog said: Put two slices of toast in the toaster and the kettle on. Put two quorn gammon steaks and six or seven mushrooms in the microwave. Ew!!! I wouldn't give that to a @dog!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 Coward! Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Mafiabob said: Stay in bed into last possible minute. Fall into clothes. Clean teeth. Do my beautiful hair. Done. you dress before washing? weirdo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Wake up to the smell of bacon wafting up the stairs. Clean teeth and wash wondering if it's bacon sarnies or the full works. Discover it's the full works, log in on here to check if a like has flooded in, Load dishwasher and spend the rest of the day doing whatever the Mrs chooses. * Don't have breakfast Monday to Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 Though I have to say my kids sometimes pop downstairs, look at what I'm eating and then go upstairs to the current wife to complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Turn the alarm off on my bedside clock. Feed the animals. Take a shower. Get dressed. Brush my teeth. Eat some breakfast. Get in car and tune to the Howard Stern show. Drive to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I wake my 6 year old up at 8 and ask him to get dressed - then i brush his teeth, wash his face and ask him to get dressed. Then i take him downstairs, make him breakfast and ask him to get dressed. Then i get his school stuff ready, drink 8 coffees and ask him to get dressed. Then i get him dressed while complaining that he should be getting himself dressed in the mornings, which he doesn't give a crap about as long as he doesn't have to get himself dressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, AmericanRam said: Turn the alarm off on my bedside clock. Feed the animals. Take a shower. Get dressed. Brush my teeth. Eat some breakfast. Get in car and tune to the Howard Stern show. Drive to work. you too? You dress before doing your teeth? weirdo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: you too? You dress before doing your teeth? weirdo! The proper way is to eat breakfast then brush your teeth actually Ralph. Im not proper though on any level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Boycie said: The proper way is to eat breakfast then brush your teeth actually Ralph. Im not proper though on any level. Perhaps in the Charlie stakes, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Boycie said: The proper way is to eat breakfast then brush your teeth actually Ralph. Im not proper though on any level. apparently not. Besides the fact that I don't eat breakfast until I get to work, but Dentists recommend not brushing your teeth until a few hours after eating, so my regime is get up pee shower/wash brush teeth get dressed style hair drive to work work 2 hours have breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Perhaps in the Charlie stakes, maybe? He knows ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Can't believe nobodies admitted to assault and battery of the Bishop before cleaning their teeth. (Google won't have a clue with this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, Parsnip said: I wake my 6 year old up at 8 and ask him to get dressed - then i brush his teeth, wash his face and ask him to get dressed. Then i take him downstairs, make him breakfast and ask him to get dressed. Then i get his school stuff ready, drink 8 coffees and ask him to get dressed. Then i get him dressed while complaining that he should be getting himself dressed in the mornings, which he doesn't give a crap about as long as he doesn't have to get himself dressed. I feel your pain on this one brother. What is the problem with getting dressed? One of mine sits there ages until I threaten to chuck her in my van and throw her out at school in her dressing gown. obviously she's ignoring me because someone's communicating with her on roblox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Get up, jump in the shower, pee, yogurt for breakfast, grind beans, get the coffeemaker going, shave while checking in here and by that time i am nearing half human. Two cups later and it's a wonderful day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, Boycie said: I feel your pain on this one brother. What is the problem with getting dressed? One of mine sits there ages until I threaten to chuck her in my van and throw her out at school in her dressing gown. obviously she's ignoring me because someone's communicating with her on roblox. One morning last week he actually got himself completely dressed into his school uniform while watching Phineas & Ferb. I gave him praise and went off to get the car keys. I came back in to the living room to find him completely naked! I was like 'you're naked again!' - he was like 'argh! I forgot! I thought I was getting undressed!'. This is 8.50am and the teachers already think I'm a nob for throwing him over the locked gate at 9.01am every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, Boycie said: obviously she's ignoring me because someone's communicating with her on roblox I'm googling roblox now... never heard of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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