Parsnip Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Steve How Hard? said: Works for me. You must be being ham fisted. Stop it now. I'm not having my thread ambushed by ham punsters. Let's get back to life hocks please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Spend a couple of months extra and save the money for an Apple device, don't buy the cheaper Android rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Become a Forest fan, your expectations will be greatly reduced and thus reducing stress levels, your health is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Never eat coffee cake Never eat anything fizzy Never go shopping when hungry Keep cupboards tidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Parsnip said: Stop it now. I'm not having my thread ambushed by ham punsters. Let's get back to life hocks please. Sorry I will get bacon track. Great thread by way when taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 3 hours ago, LesterRam said: Ignore socialists at your peril FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Dissuade anybody from buying you a case of mixed 'craft ale' for Father's Day, because every single one will be an APA and they will all taste the same anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 hours ago, LesterRam said: Become a Forest fan, your expectations will be greatly reduced and thus reducing stress levels, your health is important That sounded English when I wrote it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 5 hours ago, LesterRam said: Become a Forest fan, your expectations will be greatly reduced and thus reducing stress levels, your health is important The forest fans I know have anything but low expectations. Poor old Warburton needs to deliver that 3rd star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 If you didn't already know, you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Heisenberg said: If you didn't already know, you're welcome. who uses a straw? people mostly buy cans from shops, but don't get a straw! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Buy as many household gadgets as possible. Men will do any amount of housework if it involves a flashy gadget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 The correct way to break apart a Toblerone is to push the triangles together. Alternatively, don't buy a Toblerone, they're not very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Lambchop said: Relaxation more so. Oooh ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 Noodles in a box? That box is collapsible and turns in to a plate. It even says it on the box but nobody does it. Except me. I do it at McArthur Glen and I feel ITK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Steve How Hard? said: Sorry I will get bacon track. Great thread by way when taken seriously. Thanks I'm all about the quality off season content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Never allow yourself to be fooled into thinking that anyone really cares. its dog eat dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Avoid women with big hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1of4 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 49 minutes ago, Ewe Ram said: Buy as many household gadgets as possible. Men will do any amount of housework if it involves a flashy gadget. Never liked flashy gadgets. Prefer to do things manually, especially when my wife as had her gadget with long ears switched on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said: who uses a straw? people mostly buy cans from shops, but don't get a straw! lol Useful for kids. Multipacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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