TimRam Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 17 hours ago, philmycock said: I usually have a quick tug first as well as a bobby, so stick that in your work pipe Ha ha glad I was not eating when I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 21 hours ago, TimRam said: Why do blokes at work do a number 2 during the day? Do it at home! The times I've gone in the loo after someone has done their business and it stinks the place out...then someone walks in bah! Agree, and if half of them leave their home toilets in the same state i dread to think. Sometimes makes you wonder if they have eaten a tube of superglue they way it seems to have stuck all around the toilet bowl, superglue mixed with rotten veg as its that bad your eyes start to burn. Or what is it they have eaten that means that some if it still floats round in the bowl and no matter how much you flush it wont go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, LesterRam said: So all the cubicles are full but one, you sit down and your arse is now wet with another mans piss, you then progress to squeeze so hard you almost give yourself an hernia whilst holding the disability bar to the sides and both legs planted on the door for extra leverage. You then tarmac the pan and after you have encountered such a horrific ordeal you then proceed to wipe your ass and the lazy arsed attendant forgot to the replace the paper in the dispenser, look on the door and it was checked twenty minutes previous, my arse Never happened to me mind Horror stories like this is why I never have a dump on a night out. In the past, if I've been bursting to bomb Berlin I've gotten a taxi home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 It's the bum-crumbs round the toilet seat as well that turns my stomach in the work loos. Just how vigorous do you have to wipe to produce that chocolate-on-cappucino effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 19 minutes ago, ramsbottom said: Horror stories like this is why I never have a dump on a night out. In the past, if I've been bursting to bomb Berlin I've gotten a taxi home... What from Berlin, did you make it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 hour ago, LesterRam said: What from Berlin, did you make it? Just!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 2 hours ago, LesterRam said: What from Berlin, did you make it? He left a tip for the taxi driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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