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15 hours ago, mozza said:

 

Go on then,  spill the beans.. 

Acronym for Inflated Lat Syndrome. ILS is a primal threat/mating display observed in the human male. The ILS display involves the male human holding out it’s arms away from it’s body at approximately a 20-40 degree angle and then walking with a slow deliberate gait inorder to look more imposing to other humans. The posture is used primarily as a form of non-verbal communication such as a mating display to attract or impress females or as a defense or dominance posture to appear larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males. 

ILS displays can be observed : 
In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes. 
On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females. 
When a male enters a bar or dance club. 
When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight. 
On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.

Dude. Check the wigger with ILS and a bad attitude coming through the door, he must think he’s the s*** or something. Lets kick his ass later.

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40 minutes ago, YouRams said:

Has the guy mid-left white top just realised he left his pizza in the oven?

The guy bang in the middle with his arms folded has the most stereotypical reaction to someone telling him we've beat Forest again.

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6 hours ago, TigerTedd said:

Just realised, it’s forest’s big derby this weekend. Not sure what the fuss was about last weekend. Burton are a more appropriate level for a real rivalry. They might even finish above them this year. 

The lambrini and babycham will be popping in Nottingham tonight.

Obviously, its next season they'll get the big one vs county and very possibly we'll have a need breed of fester fan trying to drum up a rivalry.

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