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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Chrissie is a girl's name not a great honking male's. There's only one Chrissie and that's the one in the Pretenders

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1 minute ago, Strange yearnings said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Chrissie is a girl's name not a great honking male's. There's only one Chrissie and that's the one in the Pretenders

Kochansky is in Red Dwarf

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1 hour ago, Strange yearnings said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Chrissie is a girl's name not a great honking male's. There's only one Chrissie and that's the one in the Pretenders

She was aggressively horney... i saw them once at the Bristol Colston Hall. She got angry when the unknown support act upstaged them...it was UB40

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2 hours ago, minesahartington said:

She was aggressively horney... i saw them once at the Bristol Colston Hall. She got angry when the unknown support act upstaged them...it was UB40

Aggressively horny!  What, like a rhino?

She's also a rabid veggie and has been known to physically attack meat eaters!

 

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4 hours ago, Strange yearnings said:

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Chrissie is a girl's name not a great honking male's. There's only one Chrissie and that's the one in the Pretenders

There's more than one Chrissie, there's her in China, and her wallpaper is rather nice!

http://all4ustarswallpaper.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/beautiful-chrissie-chau-hd-wallpaper.html

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26 minutes ago, Inverurie Ram said:

There's more than one Chrissie, there's her in China, and her wallpaper is rather nice!

http://all4ustarswallpaper.blogspot.co.uk/2015/02/beautiful-chrissie-chau-hd-wallpaper.html

When I said there's only one Chrissie I wasn't speaking literally as there must be hundreds. However this oriental beauty is a gem. Love her epicanthic fold. 

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So...last game of the season. Derby are within 1 point of 6th placed Fulham.

Derby lead 3-0 with 1 minute to go...Fulham are drawing 1-1. Last minute penalty to Fulham...martin steps up.....and......what happened next????

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1 hour ago, Ashz09 said:

Fulhams come backs last night made me chuckle to be fair. I wonder if he'll try and shed a few pounds, It looked like he did when he moved to Fulham but then do you lose is strength if he loses too much. 

If you watched Martin in the Scotland game,he had already lost weight....Never mind tho,best to carry on with the clichés instead.

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Couldn't see CM in the directors box.

when we sang 'Martin's too good for you'

they responded with....

'Martin is a fat c....t, martin is a fat c....t'

 

no way to talk about your leading goal scorer. Doubt that would tempt him to sign for them.

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