Sexydadbod Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Firstly, I must say that no offence is intended, it's meant to be light-hearted. Right, I'll start off: Christie- Definitely a bodybuilder or one of those personal trainers who appear on the Tele encouraging you to be lean and mean in order to get a 6-pack whilst you're scoffing crisps in the background Pearce- A History/Politics teacher. Would always complain about the political/social implications of Brexit in his classes Johnson- A builder or a bouncer. Can imagine him being one of those annoying ones who throw you out for something trivial, whilst getting all of the attention from the ladies because of his man bun and big muscles. Forsyth- PE teacher because of his good fitness and passion for all kinds of sports Hughes-Waiter at Pizza Hut Shackell-Hair Salon owner who does his nails everyday Bryson-Marathon runner with his non stop running. The white Mo Farah who would inspire team GB to victory! Scott Carson-Binman because of his scruffy beard. Anya-popstar. Would be in the Bruno Mars mould because of his funky hair Baird- School bus driver, can imagine him singing the wheels on the bus. Would be very proud of his job. Russell- Comedian with his good sense of humour Keogh- One of those annoying people from call centres who drive you mad. He would annoy you by repeating 'like you say.' Alternatively, he would be a valuable addition to The Only Way is Essex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 15 minutes ago, McLovin said: Firstly, I must say that no offence is intended, it's meant to be light-hearted. How dare you consider being light-hearted as appropriate for our current predicament! How very dare you! Martin - working in IKEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, RoyMac5 said: How dare you consider being light-hearted as appropriate for our current predicament! How very dare you! Martin - working in IKEA Would have thought Martin would be working in Burger King ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, McLovin said: Would have thought Martin would be working in Burger King ? More like Birds, he's got a sweet tooth hasn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 Steve McClaren- School caretaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 23 minutes ago, McLovin said: Steve McClaren- School caretaker Behave. Travelling wig salesman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Most of the squad would be jobless benefit cheats. Chris Martin would be a big fat pig who drinks cider all day and spends his benefit money on babestation. He'll become this anyway when he retires from football just like Steve Bruce did. Keogh would be a champion racehorse. Darren Bent would be an actor in Emmerdale who plays a doctor that has an inappropriate affair with Belle Dingle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyMac5 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 You need to get out more Parsnip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Tom Ince defo a sales person in Currys PC World specialising in headphones {Dr Dre}. Anya would be a priest. Bradley Johnson would be a used car salesman { "It's got ABS and an electric sunroof mate}. Mason Bennet would be a paper boy. Craig Bryson would be a chef. McClaren would be a taxi driver {where too mate? "Newcastle?" Ohh you're lookin' at £50 for that...up front}. its just a bit of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 If Blackman & Butterfield weren't footballers... Wait a minute, this doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plymouthram Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 George Thorne would be Bed tester (sick bed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellafella Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Butterfield would be a trainee McDonalds Customer Agent: Trainer: Press "Burger" JB presses Burger on the till Trainer: and smile Jacob JB: doesn't smile and passes the burger to the customer {Sideways and just behind the customer}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnero Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Jacob Butterfield, funeral director Julien De Sart, lapdancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth's left foot Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 11 hours ago, plymouthram said: George Thorne would be Bed tester (sick bed) They would all be bed wetters in the big games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Chris Martin would be the regional sales manager with a huge car and bonuses and all the women after him. I'd be moaning that it was unfair and he was lazy and unproductive and the manager would be telling me he had the best sales record for the last 3 years...and I would still be in denial he earned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarRam Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Richard Keogh would be a junior doctor. Works hard for long hours and gets 99% of everything right but one mistake and he is the scapegoat for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I was thinking Darren Bent could be a train driver, but he would be leaving the station long before the flag is waved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Mel morris - the local nutter who pesters people for loose change scott carson - lumberjack bradley Johnson - selling ponies and tarmacking drives ikechi anya - circus dwarf Johnny russell - tattoo artist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammeister Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Crikey! Makes our current predicament somehow even worse now I've found out they actually are footballers. I was under the misapprehension that they were just a group of random blokes from all over the British Isles (and Belgium & Sweden) cobbled together and told to play ball by Big Mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelBlimp Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Our players are classed as footballers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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