Anon Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38978373 "Former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan is among a group of more than 40 players deemed to have "unethical hair" under United Arab Emirates Football Association (UAEFA) guidelines." You can order one (current or historical) Derby player to cut their hair. Who is it? Why do you find their barnet unacceptable? What hairstyle would you force them to have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumram Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Thought this was a thread about our opening fixture of next season, judging by some reactions on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Robbie Savage. Turn him into Humpty Dumpty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted February 15, 2017 Author Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'm going for Jacob Butterfield. There's not really much wrong with his current style, but I get the feeling he's one of those blokes who thinks it's acceptable to comb and wax his beard. In a misguided attempt to toughen him up I will be forcing him to emulate Jossie Williams' beautiful precursor to the patented McClaren hair island. Butterfield's beard will also be removed and replaced with the dodgy 'tasch as demonstrated below; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Anya gotta be... Skinhead if every I saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Unethical hair!!Ffs! Sounds like a name for Forests board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollycutts1982 Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Goulooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Taribo west. Let a little colour into your life. ..... For a no frills, side parting, plastered sensibly to the head would have to be kev the king. Don't know how that would work with African hair mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Bradley Johnson. I want to like him but... Top-knot w**ker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Anya gotta be... Skinhead if every I saw one. Nooooooooooooo! Anya looks like a toy. I like the idea that you can buy an Anya for your kids. Comes with a little hair brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Angry Ram said: Anya gotta be... Skinhead if every I saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I definitely added an image of Anya without the bountiful hair but it's not showing up. Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, Alpha said: Nooooooooooooo! Anya looks like a toy. I like the idea that you can buy an Anya for your kids. Comes with a little hair brush. I wonder if we got a brush when we brought him.. Morris has kept it, I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 12 minutes ago, ThePrisoner said: I definitely added an image of Anya without the bountiful hair but it's not showing up. Hmm. Censorship mate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Bradley johnson. that hair style is a total embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Anya, he has lovely hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 No competition - Jeff Hendrick. I quite like Bradley's top-knot. Now, if Jeff could do that it would be a marked improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Brolly Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Quote Wtf wonder what old big head would have made of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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