oomarkwright Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Beans on toast again tonight. Mature cheddar instead of red Leicester though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) On 12/02/2020 at 18:13, Mucker1884 said: Not interested. I'm a vegan. Don't know how you can eat the cute little fella's. Monster! Greetings, oh wise one! It is some weeks since our last contact but much has happened in the interim:- Your entirely justified rebuke cut me to the quick and I abased myself in sackcloth and ashes. I wore a hair shirt and neither washed nor shaved, thereby discovering social distancing which seems to have mushroomed recently. I sold my worldly goods, moved to the damp, Darklands and have opened a home for orphaned Quorns. They are, as you say, really affectionate creatures but they seem to have some strange propensities. To observe them, they appear most sedentary and hardly appear to move at all. Yet between sunset and sunrise they appear to have multiplied like mushrooms. On the day I opened the orphanage I took in a quartet of Quorn waifs (known as a quorum) and within the week I was boarding 6000 of the Quornlets, or Quorts as I understand they are termed. My diet now consists of a special type of mushroom first used by Charles Dodgson before he went down with Alice in Wonderland. The home is named Pintpot but I wonder how many more Quorts it will take as you don't get too many Quorts into a pint pot! Further details at AdoptaQuort.com. Or they would be if I could get broadband in this padded cell. Keep safe everyone! Edited April 9, 2020 by Brummie Steve I know nothing and Mucker1884 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 23 minutes ago, Brummie Steve said: Greetings, oh wise one! It is some weeks since our last contact but much has happened in the interim:- Your entirely justified rebuke cut me to the quick and I abased myself in sackcloth and ashes. I wore a hair shirt and neither washed nor shaved, thereby discovering social distancing which seems to have mushroomed recently. I sold my worldly goods, moved to the damp, Darklands and have opened a home for orphaned Quorns. They are, as you say, really affectionate creatures but they seem to have some strange propensities. To observe them, they appear most sedentary and hardly appear to move at all. Yet between sunset and sunrise they appear to have multiplied like mushrooms. On the day I opened the orphanage I took in a quartet of Quorn waifs (known as a quorum) and within the week I was boarding 6000 of the Quornlets, or Quorts as I understand they are termed. My diet now consists of a special type of mushroom first used by Charles Dodgson before he went down with Alice in Wonderland. Further details at AdoptaQuort.com. Or they would be if I could get broadband in this padded cell. Keep safe everyone! Oops... There seems to have been a terrible misunderstanding. Sorry... did my post say I was a vegetarian? I meant Virgin. Bloody auto-correct! You could have eaten 'em all for all I care. Nasty little feckers if you ask me! Now go and get a shave... and get some meat down yer, you look positively sickly! Oh... and tell me more about this whole Dodgson/Alice thing. Is it on video? Enjoy your padded cell. Probably the safest place to be right now. In fact, let me know where you are, and I'll come and join you. We could self-Isolate together. How are you for money? We could go halves on Kyle Walkers cast-Offs. Perhaps re-enact that scene from the Dodgson/Alice movie! Ooh... bacon... gotta go... Brammie Steve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Lamb Biryani washed down with a glass of Elvis Juice. Angry Ram and froggg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Steve How Hard? said: Lamb Biryani washed down with a glass of Elvis Juice. Should I ask what Elvis Juice is? And if it's what I'm think it is, won't it have gone off by now? Steve How Hard? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, richinspain said: Should I ask what Elvis Juice is? And if it's what I'm think it is, won't it have gone off by now? Tis a very nice slurp. Probably not available in Spain but worth trying when you're over here again. richinspain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Vietnamese bbq pork. Very nice. froggg, Steve How Hard? and Boycie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Angry Ram said: Vietnamese bbq pork. Very nice. Is that cracklin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 11 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Vietnamese bbq pork. Very nice. Looks like a caterpillar is trying to mount your barbecued pork. ? froggg, ramit and Angry Ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, Boycie said: Is that cracklin? Yep. Boycie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Yep. Lush, as you Southern’s say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Boycie said: Lush, as you Southern’s say. Crackling on the BBQ is the way forward. Gone need a clean tomorrow though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Angry Ram said: Crackling on the BBQ is the way forward. Gone need a clean tomorrow though. You’re making me crave mate gheowa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Chicken hot-pot. Photos didn’t really do it justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oomarkwright Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Beans on toast with grated cheddar and brown sauce. richinspain and bigbadbob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 9 hours ago, oomarkwright said: Beans on toast with grated cheddar and brown sauce. Have you tried cheese on toast with beans on or... Cut your toast into 12-16 squares per slice before putting the beans on. It's a game changer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, sage said: Have you tried cheese on toast with beans on or... Cut your toast into 12-16 squares per slice before putting the beans on. It's a game changer. If you want to be game and food creative, why don’t you cut your toast into 64 squares, 32 with cheese on. Put one tomato soaked bean on 16 of the plain pieces of toast and 16 Sage sucked beans on the cheese topped toast. Assemble the toast into one large square. We look forward to seeing your efforts in due course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, i-Ram said: If you want to be game and food creative, why don’t you cut your toast into 64 squares, 32 with cheese on. Put one tomato soaked bean on 16 of the plain pieces of toast and 16 Sage sucked beans on the cheese topped toast. Assemble the toast into one large square. We look forward to seeing your efforts in due course. I'm not going to be a pawn in your little games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, sage said: I'm not going to be a pawn in your little games. Go on. Don’t be a draught excluder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, i-Ram said: Go on. Don’t be a draught excluder. You're such a rook-ie at these pun games. Goodknight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account.
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now