froggg Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 9 hours ago, Boycie said: Keep my wallet in my trousers. I'm not allowed to do that. Good lad mines a father mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 18 hours ago, LesterRam said: Sleeping with my neighbour Does his wife stop you as well ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, richinspain said: Does his wife stop you as well ? No she works nights, sex worker apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 On 10/12/2016 at 16:35, coneheadjohn said: Just copped an xmas decoration ban. This goes with an outright ban on any garden fires(I burnt down a 20ft conifer and neighbours fence). Any DIY,it costs much more to repair the damage I do than getting a professional in in thefirst place. Are we related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Ewe Ram said: I'm banned from all masculine tasks. So mowing, car cleaning, hoovering or anything that involves power tools or technical ability including wiring. Its great! Same.I'm banned from them too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 12 hours ago, GboroRam said: However I do believe that she thinks she is banned from doing one job but it's not true Excellent! Even on your birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 On 12/10/2016 at 19:47, Mostyn6 said: that's where I am going wrong! Although, some tales you've told about your Gert, I'm perhaps better off single! lol I deleted my account haha had no success but from some of the stories about being a husband Im hearing on here better of being single haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 9 hours ago, coneheadjohn said: Excellent! Even on your birthday? yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 Mrs Wolfie is ex Army, so she lives for the stuff that I hate, like polishing shoes, ironing (laundry duties generally) & cleaning the inside of the car. She is banned from touching the dishwasher, as she flatly refuses to use "the system" of loading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 12, 2016 Author Share Posted December 12, 2016 1 hour ago, GboroRam said: yep. That's harsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Spalding Ram Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 I'm banned from using these strange items of tedious torture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 What shirts, I'm with you brother. I once had a reaction to a KFC in which I had a panic attack when my shirt and tie decided to tighten around my fat neck, in the middle of the eatery I ripped my shirt off hulk style, thank god social media wasn't prominent back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 23 minutes ago, Old Spalding Ram said: I'm banned from using these strange items of tedious torture! I tried ironing a shirt once only to be knocked out of the way by my missus. Job done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 i am not allowed to cook or to decorate the hall Am not even trusted to drive a nail in the wall Fairly useless i touch things and they smash i bring home the bacon and take out the trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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