David Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Why is it ok for your own dog to give you a quick kiss with tongues but the thought of another dog kissing you is disgusting? Why is it ok to handle a fresh out the oven dog turd in the morning yet the thought of picking up one from your missus makes you ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I don't encourage my dogs to lick my face but anyone who does is fine with me. Your second question concerns me more though, encourage your Mrs to deficate in the toilet, your neighbours might catch her dropping one on the lawn and it could lead to an awkward moment at a barbecue or some other gathering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 my missus uses the toilet, she's house trained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewetube Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 (1) I draw the line at even letting my own dog kiss me (they lick their own arse you know and are quite partial to eating other animals' faecal matter). (2) Your missus needs house training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Item 2 is why I like dogs but would never own one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, David said: Why is it ok for your own dog to give you a quick kiss with tongues but the thought of another dog kissing you is disgusting? Why is it ok to handle a fresh out the oven dog turd in the morning yet the thought of picking up one from your missus makes you ill. At least you didnt say kissing your missus with tongues makes you ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 hours ago, TimRam said: Item 2 is why I like dogs but would never own one. take the dog out at night, so nobody sees it pooing, and live next door to another dog owner, and flick the poo over into their garden when they're at work. Solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Dogs licking anyones face is disgusting.. Why would you do that? The second point is just wierd.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highgate Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Don't want my dog licking me in the face to be honest...seeing as he quite likes liking his own b****, I can do without that. Never picked up a dog turd, one of the benefits of living in the middle of nowhere i suppose. I presume my dog s**** in the woods somewhere, the less i know about it the better. I don't envy most dog owners that task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Not overly keen on kissing strange dogs but I wouldn't have a problem cleaning up after the mrs if she felt the need to curl one out on the floor. I think we've got a few more years till we get there though and I can guarantee mine will be worse when I return the favour. Good wacky thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 10, 2016 Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 Nowt wrong with a quick peck on the cheek when he first sees you, mines got no balls to lick, chopped em off. You touch more germs throughout the day anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 sounds like you do , anyway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 10, 2016 Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 I don't sit there snogging the thing, one quick lick on the cheek before he runs round trying to find a ball and he's done......good for your health....might be.... https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/kissing-your-dog-could-improve-your-health-scientists-say-10122388.html%3Famp?client=safari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 My dog ran full bore into our closed patio doors this morning , sure he's been watching pigeons do it , it was very dark tho .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highgate Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, David said: Nowt wrong with a quick peck on the cheek when he first sees you, mines got no balls to lick, chopped em off. You touch more germs throughout the day anyhow Yeah, they'll always manage to get one sneaky lick in anyway.. difficult to stop that. Just don't want to encourage him to make a habit of it. Maybe it would different if he were a she...I'm possibly repressing some cano/homo phobia issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 10, 2016 Author Share Posted December 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, Highgate said: Yeah, they'll always manage to get one sneaky lick in anyway.. difficult to stop that. Just don't want to encourage him to make a habit of it. Maybe it would different if he were a she...I'm possibly repressing some cano/homo phobia issues. I feel less weird now, not something I've trained, encourage or get turned on by, just goes super nuts when he first sees me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highgate Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, David said: I feel less weird now, not something I've trained, encourage or get turned on by, just goes super nuts when he first sees me Yeah if your dog doesn't go nuts when they see you first, they are not fulfilling their duties as a dog. Might as well have a cat. Not that I'm having a go at cats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 hours ago, David said: I don't sit there snogging the thing, one quick lick on the cheek before he runs round trying to find a ball and he's done......good for your health....might be.... https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/kissing-your-dog-could-improve-your-health-scientists-say-10122388.html%3Famp?client=safari when I was younger I used to kiss the top of my dog's head, but I never licked her cheek. That's weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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