bigbadbob Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 7 hours ago, TigerTedd said: My wife's getting very excited that I'll have to shave for my upcoming snip. I'll have to give that veet a try. I tried waxing my head once. Pulled out half my scalp with it. my mate had the snip. Didn't go well. His ballbag literally swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. A year later, after all that, his wife got pregnant. It was his, apparently. You'll be OK though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, bigbadbob said: my mate had the snip. Didn't go well. His ballbag literally swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. A year later, after all that, his wife got pregnant. It was his, apparently. You'll be OK though It's a lot like appointing Pearson as a manager apparently. You know it will hurt short term, there's no guarantee of success at the end of it, and you regret the loss of serviceable equipment soon enough. If that doesn't sound so bad, soon enough another man has to take your place to fulfil your owners needs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, bigbadbob said: my mate had the snip. Didn't go well. His ballbag literally swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. A year later, after all that, his wife got pregnant. It was his, apparently. You'll be OK though Thanks for the last bit. Makes me feel so much better. No chance I could manage another kid. If I have any more I'll have to start selling them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 10 hours ago, eddie said: First thing you should know about post-vasectomy... It is perfectly acceptable to say to the doctor "Can you take away the pain but leave me the swelling, please?" When in Pre Vasectomy gently cup your Surgeons Testicles,look him straight in the eye and say to him "We are not going to hurt each other are we" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcfan1 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 good thing about not having a girl is that you can let is grow as long as you want haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 20 hours ago, TigerTedd said: My wife's getting very excited that I'll have to shave for my upcoming snip. I'll have to give that veet a try. I tried waxing my head once. Pulled out half my scalp with it. I am snipped. Best thing I ever did. I'll give you the honest situation. Pain. No surgeon will promise there will be no pain after. If I'm honest I had maybe 4 years with a dull ache in me nutsack and, post the deed, occasionally I wondered if it would be like that forever. Doctors say around 3% experience pain afterwards so I guess I was unlucky. But knowing I can't slip one past the goalie means it's worth it. I was a last minute appointment; presumably someone got cold feet (or cold genitals). I'd not had the letters telling me to prepare the area ahead of time so his assistant did the shave - a young, reasonably attractive lady. She tried to start up a conversation as she thought she recognised me - my John Thomas in her left hand, Gillette Mach 3 in t'other. Least erotic experience of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 13 hours ago, bigbadbob said: my mate had the snip. Didn't go well. His ballbag literally swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. A year later, after all that, his wife got pregnant. It was his, apparently. You'll be OK though I had heard of the little buggers joining up again before I had mine - there had been an article in Modern Medicine or some such magazine in the early 1980s about just such a phenomenon which I had read, so I mentioned it to the surgeon. He said "You will be my 495th - and I've never had to do one twice." Three months later, and still not firing blanks, I became his first 'second try'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I had the chop about 20 years ago, I remember discomfort but not pain as such. Thinking about it, I'd sooner have it done again than have a tooth out but that's just me, hate dentists me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 4 hours ago, GboroRam said: I am snipped. Best thing I ever did. I'll give you the honest situation. Pain. No surgeon will promise there will be no pain after. If I'm honest I had maybe 4 years with a dull ache in me nutsack and, post the deed, occasionally I wondered if it would be like that forever. Doctors say around 3% experience pain afterwards so I guess I was unlucky. But knowing I can't slip one past the goalie means it's worth it. I was a last minute appointment; presumably someone got cold feet (or cold genitals). I'd not had the letters telling me to prepare the area ahead of time so his assistant did the shave - a young, reasonably attractive lady. She tried to start up a conversation as she thought she recognised me - my John Thomas in her left hand, Gillette Mach 3 in t'other. Least erotic experience of my life. Sounds like when I had an std test once. Trousers down, ghenna female doctor and female nurse gently cupped my knob as I was lying on the bed. Sounds like the start of a decent film. Till they rammed a cue tip down my japs eye and walked off. Least erotic experience of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 On 06/12/2016 at 10:17, Wolfie said: I do like a bit of a trim in the gentlemans area but have always thought it a bit werd to want to remove it all. Why would anyone want to look like a pre-pubescent child?. Takes all sorts I suppose. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38207594 Pubic hair grooming 'STI risk linked to skin tears' Women and men who regularly trim or remove all their pubic hair run a greater risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than those who do not, research suggests. Doctors say small tears in the skin from shaving or trimming could make it easier for infections to take hold. But they also say groomers - particularly extreme ones - tend to be more sexually active too. STIs are passed on through unprotected sex or genital contact. The findings come from a survey of more than 7,500 American adults, published in Sexually Transmitted Infections - a specialist BMJ journal. The report, led by doctors from the University of California, San Francisco, said the two most likely explanations for the link between grooming and STIs were micro-tears in the skin, which increased the risk of viral STIs, and groomers being more likely to engage in risky sexual behaviour with more sexual partners. Extreme cut An electric razor was the most common tool used for pubic grooming among men, while a manual razor was more common among women. About one in five men and women used scissors. The researchers said it was unlikely that sharing grooming tools was an issue, because traces of the most common STIs had not been found on objects before. But they did say doctors should advise groomers to cut back a little on their grooming or put off having sex until the skin had healed completely. Almost three-quarters of respondents said they had groomed their pubic hair before, with 84% of women and 66% of men saying they had trimmed, shaved or waxed in the past. Among the groomers, 17% described themselves as "extreme" - removing all hair at least once a month - and 22% as "high frequency" - trimming daily or weekly. Lice protection In the survey, any type of grooming was linked to an increased risk of having a sexually transmitted infection. And the more frequent and extreme the grooming, the greater the risk. Those with the most extreme habits were three to four times more likely to contract an STI, particularly infections from skin to skin contact such as herpes and HPV (human papillomavirus). But there was good news for groomers too - because their habit was found to protect against pubic lice. The report said: "If grooming is found to protect against lice, individuals at risk for pubic lice could be counselled to remove their pubic hair." One of those posts that makes me chuckle to myself in a very immature way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 just about to go for the trim right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Ram Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 It's for small boys trying to look Bigger getting rid off the grass to see the stump /never done it myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 3 hours ago, True Ram said: It's for small boys trying to look Bigger getting rid off the grass to see the stump /never done it myself not really. It's more for cleanliness and aesthetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 On 06/12/2016 at 12:31, loweman2 said: Nice pecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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