Angry Ram Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 7 hours ago, ramsbottom said: What is it with southerners not having mint sauce on a Kebab? They may have caught on to now but a few years ago in Newquay, I asked a bloke for mint on one and he looked at me gone out. And they call people up North backwards! Nope... Chilli sauce on a kebab... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 17 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: Bit late to this topic so apologies if its already been done. Is it wrong to masturbate furiously during the afternoon whilst watching Rachel Riley on Countdown? Asking for a mate like....... No mate, bang away. Perfectly normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 proper kebabs are made of lamb, and mint goes with lamb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said: proper kebabs are made of lamb, and mint goes with lamb. With chilli and lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 13 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: proper kebabs are made of lamb, and mint goes with lamb. Proper kebabs are made of pure elephant thighs ...with some serious glandular /water retention issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 On 17/01/2017 at 23:49, uttoxram75 said: Bit late to this topic so apologies if its already been done. Is it wrong to masturbate furiously during the afternoon whilst watching Rachel Riley on Countdown? Asking for a mate like....... Sounds like a bit of a conundrum. Tell your mate it's okay as long as they don't pan over to Nick at the vital moment... That sort of s!!t could haunt you, sorry, your mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 15 hours ago, Angry Ram said: No mate, bang away. Perfectly normal. Thanks, I'll tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Dislodging a pooberg with a subsequent well aimed piss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 On 17/01/2017 at 23:49, uttoxram75 said: Bit late to this topic so apologies if its already been done. Is it wrong to masturbate furiously during the afternoon whilst watching Rachel Riley on Countdown? Asking for a mate like....... Depends where you are? I'm not sure if the afternoon part is an aggravating feature.....your honour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Dislodging a pooberg with a subsequent well aimed piss! Pooberg...ffs!There goes half a cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 Home-made marmalade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilkleyram Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, Phoenix said: Home-made marmalade. Have a like Phoenix. Me and Mrs Ilkley just made 30 pots of the stuff to get - me mainly - us through to next January. Love the stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Marmite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 On the topic of fantasy girls and fancying ahem, the more youthful.. I read somewhere that the formula for acceptability is: Half your age plus 9 years ... anything younger and you are a mucky old sod in need of a dose of realisism. Personally I've always been a lover of more mature women but the problem now is that my original definition of mature is now younger than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal is a Ram Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Always thought it was half your age +7.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Animal is a Ram said: Always thought it was half your age +7.. I would have to go 5/6ths + 7 to be anywhere near believeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Animal is a Ram said: Always thought it was half your age +7.. Ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Animal is a Ram said: Always thought it was half your age +7.. Or if you're Rooney it's double your age +7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 I'm staying in the @toddy school of maths for this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted January 25, 2017 Author Share Posted January 25, 2017 23 hours ago, reveldevil said: Dislodging a pooberg with a subsequent well aimed piss! Have a like...but in a public toilet (ie some random else's pooberg) that knocks me sick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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