DarkFruitsRam7 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Van Cone De Head said: He’s 6’ 4 now mate. Bloody hell. Was he that big when we met 18 months (?) ago? Or have you been feeding him whatever you feed Igor? Edited March 4, 2020 by DarkFruitsRam7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, DarkFruitsRam7 said: Bloody hell. Was he that big when we met 18 months (?) ago? Or have you been feeding him whatever you feed Igor? No mate he was about 6 foot,he was 16 then. DarkFruitsRam7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 17 hours ago, Van Cone De Head said: Is it Jingers? That and "Air force Ones" I'm clearly not "down with the kids"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Just now, Van Wolfie said: That and "Air force Ones" I'm clearly not "down with the kids"? Air Force Ones is just a type of Nike trainers that means nothing to me either but apparently it should? Jingers is slang for Jewish and fingers,meaning if your of Jewish descent and tight(careful) with money and get your Jingers on something basically you’re being a tight git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 The teeth and the perm gave it away https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-51750802 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Van Cone De Head said: Jingers is slang for Jewish and fingers,meaning if your of Jewish descent and tight(careful) with money and get your Jingers on something basically you’re being a tight git. That wasn't the first thing I found when I googled it last night and found a link to urban dictionary. Your version was the 2nd definition! Wish I'd spotted yours first... I was awake all night! ? Coneheadjohn and Mrs Cone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Reading in the Times this morning that Bill Clinton says the affair with Monica Lewinski was his way of dealing with anxiety ? Alph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagtime Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 50 minutes ago, jono said: Reading in the Times this morning that Bill Clinton says the affair with Monica Lewinski was his way of dealing with anxiety ? Betcha that was a load off his mind. jono, Bwash_Ram, i-Ram and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 3 hours ago, jono said: Reading in the Times this morning that Bill Clinton says the affair with Monica Lewinski was his way of dealing with anxiety ? I can't imagine anyone would be gullible enough to swallow that! i-Ram, Steve How Hard? and jono 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 On 06/03/2020 at 09:52, jono said: Reading in the Times this morning that Bill Clinton says the affair with Monica Lewinski was his way of dealing with anxiety ? I reckon that this is being proposed as a cure for coronavirus. I keep hearing that it could bring the half the country to its knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Only just noticed but.... Random Stuff That Annoys me - 249 pages, Random Stuff That Cheers Me Up - 26. Both threads started in 2016. Conclusive proof that this forum is inhabited predominantly by miserable bar stewards ? angieram, Highgate, Mrs Cone and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angieram Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 18 hours ago, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake said: Only just noticed but.... Random Stuff That Annoys me - 249 pages, Random Stuff That Cheers Me Up - 26. Both threads started in 2016. Conclusive proof that this forum is inhabited predominantly by miserable bar stewards ? I always suspected this but your validation cheers me up! Comrade 86 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtoileSportiveDeDerby Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 18 hours ago, 86 Schmokes & a Pancake said: Only just noticed but.... Random Stuff That Annoys me - 249 pages, Random Stuff That Cheers Me Up - 26. Both threads started in 2016. Conclusive proof that this forum is inhabited predominantly by miserable bar stewards ? A bit like the phone in on Monday night. When we 've been hammered people queue up to give an opinion and when we've been good nobody calls the show. My grandad used to say happy people dont have much to say. Comrade 86 and I know nothing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade 86 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 20 minutes ago, EtoileSportiveDeDerby said: A bit like the phone in on Monday night. When we 've been hammered people queue up to give an opinion and when we've been good nobody calls the show. My grandad used to say happy people dont have much to say. I'm just making mischief but as they say, 'many a true word...' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 i drove into the back of a beautiful white Porsche 2 days ago. It was at a slow speed, so i was greatly relieved that there was no apparent damage to the Porsche, the bad news however was that our car had a dent in the fender, not enough to crack it but still a very obvious dent. i didn't tell the wife about it, decided to wait until she was in a good mood to inform her of what i had done to her beloved car. i received no phone call from the Porsche guy claiming damages, so the first part was going alright, yet all day yesterday i had this nagging unease about my seemingly inescapable car-damaging confession. When my wife came home from things she needed doing she had a worried look on her face and i thought oh no, she's seen it. i need to talk to you she said, guiding me into the living room. Dead man walking.. Dear, she said, when i was parking the car i nudged the corner into the corner of the car next to us in the parking garage. Just a small scratch on their car but an amazingly big dent on ours dear, i am so sorry, i feel terrible. That's alright dear, these things happen i replied, could have happened to me and gave her a warm hug. Should i still confess like planned? Steve How Hard?, Pearl Ram and Comrade 86 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Absolutely not, you’ll get points for being so understanding PLUS you will be in credit when you break a favourite plate/ornament or even have another dink in the car. You were meant to get away with it otherwise your wife wouldn’t have had her little scrape. ? ramit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 5 hours ago, ramit said: i drove into the back of a beautiful white Porsche 2 days ago. It was at a slow speed, so i was greatly relieved that there was no apparent damage to the Porsche, the bad news however was that our car had a dent in the fender, not enough to crack it but still a very obvious dent. i didn't tell the wife about it, decided to wait until she was in a good mood to inform her of what i had done to her beloved car. i received no phone call from the Porsche guy claiming damages, so the first part was going alright, yet all day yesterday i had this nagging unease about my seemingly inescapable car-damaging confession. When my wife came home from things she needed doing she had a worried look on her face and i thought oh no, she's seen it. i need to talk to you she said, guiding me into the living room. Dead man walking.. Dear, she said, when i was parking the car i nudged the corner into the corner of the car next to us in the parking garage. Just a small scratch on their car but an amazingly big dent on ours dear, i am so sorry, i feel terrible. That's alright dear, these things happen i replied, could have happened to me and gave her a warm hug. Should i still confess like planned? I reckon you should have been angry for a few minutes... then calmed down, became more understanding, and forgiven her. She may become suspicious of you being so understanding, so soon! Don't get me wrong... You've not done bad, but you could have done better! ? Mrs Cone and ramit 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie20 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 6 hours ago, ramit said: i drove into the back of a beautiful white Porsche 2 days ago. It was at a slow speed, so i was greatly relieved that there was no apparent damage to the Porsche, the bad news however was that our car had a dent in the fender, not enough to crack it but still a very obvious dent. i didn't tell the wife about it, decided to wait until she was in a good mood to inform her of what i had done to her beloved car. i received no phone call from the Porsche guy claiming damages, so the first part was going alright, yet all day yesterday i had this nagging unease about my seemingly inescapable car-damaging confession. When my wife came home from things she needed doing she had a worried look on her face and i thought oh no, she's seen it. i need to talk to you she said, guiding me into the living room. Dead man walking.. Dear, she said, when i was parking the car i nudged the corner into the corner of the car next to us in the parking garage. Just a small scratch on their car but an amazingly big dent on ours dear, i am so sorry, i feel terrible. That's alright dear, these things happen i replied, could have happened to me and gave her a warm hug. Should i still confess like planned? Sounds to me you've not been married long enough to know that there's only one answer. Keep schtum! ramit and EtoileSportiveDeDerby 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: I reckon you should have been angry for a few minutes... then calmed down, became more understanding, and forgiven her. She may become suspicious of you being so understanding, so soon! Don't get me wrong... You've not done bad, but you could have done better! ? If i did that, she really would be suspicious Other than that, great suggestion, thanks Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 This Owls based tweet. Comrade 86, Steve How Hard? and CWC1983 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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