Day Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 This week JW37 and LeicesterRam joined srg to look back on the Barnsley defeat, Preston win and all the latest transfer speculation. You can listen to us ramble on through iTunes or online at Podbean which is also available on Android and iOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarRam Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Daveo rapidly becoming the George Thorne of the podcast world. Get well soon fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Don't rush him back either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'll tell my story now whilst I'm here as I keep getting asked about it. It all started a few years back. Most regular members will probably remember, I was pretty much stuck in the house for years with severe anxiety, whilst eating cracked my front one beyond repair, later found out when I left the house and had a doctors checkup that my Vitamin D levels dropped to nothing which also effected calcium in my body which is why my teeth were weak etc. Mental health is a real ****** at times. Anyhow, dentist fixed me up a partial denture, a palette covered the roof of my mouth with one tooth attached. Had it now for around 3 years ish, always meaning to go back and get something fixed but £££ and a season ticket was more important. On Monday morning, I take multi vitamins now, I'm out the house and everything all is good again but like to keep myself topped up and that. The Centrum I take are pretty big and I hate necking tablets, the night before brushed me teggers and I don't glue the denture in at night, took a big gulp of juice for the tablet and straight away I feel a struggle with my throat, ******* tablets gone in sideways, start gulping more water and feel like I'm choking.....I was. Staggered to the downstairs bathroom and kept gulping more and more water. Next thing I know I'm on the bathroom floor with the dog licking me face. Pretty much crawl to the front room and I feel what I thought was the tablet drop in my body, thank **** for that. Stuck the fan on and composed me self. 5 minutes later felt a bit normal so went to get another drink, went to drink it and noticed me tooth had gone....wtf....I haven't....oh ****, panic sets in, run to the bathroom to see if it dropped out nope, look at the dog thinking he had it, nope. I had swallowed my ******* denture. Full on panic kicks in now, ring my missus no answer, mate no answer, his missus no answer, call my missus work and finally get through, she comes home to take me to hospital and see if this thing is safe. Hours of waiting, can you breathe David...erm yeah, does this hurt, what about this....sent me for an X-Ray, comes back and I'm taken to a room fearing the worse, tells me that it's nowhere to be seen in my esophagus so must be in my stomach, went on to say usually you can see the bit of wire on the X-ray....but doctor, mine didn't have any wire on. Looks at me gone out, explained more what mine looked like and he said well come back in 3-4 days if you have any chest pain, otherwise you have a very painful poo on the way. Judging by the stomach cramps I've been having it is down there in my stomach getting tossed around into a turd due at any time. You will probably hear my screams in Derby when this one drops. Whilst I wait for it to drop I look like a crackhead with a lisp, not venturing to the dentist till it's out, sure it will be a new one on him this. tl;dr multi vitamins are bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Take some prune juice, it'll help it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Nope, well balanced diet and wait for nature to do it's thing, laxatives and all that is a big no no as I'll end up pissing out my arse. Need a nice solid turd to pass this with as little pain as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, David said: Nope, well balanced diet and wait for nature to do it's thing, laxatives and all that is a big no no as I'll end up pissing out my arse. Need a nice solid turd to pass this with as little pain as possible. True, a wet poo mixed with a hard tooth under pressure could crack the pan. forget what I said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Eat what you like now surely, your arse will chew it on the way out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaguarRam Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Probably the most bizarre tooth related injury I have ever heard. Hopefully it will break down a bit on exit! Treat yourself to a dental implant. For one tooth it would not be that expensive. Did not know about anxiety thing. It is a nightmare. Suffer with OCD , BDD and GAD myself but I am improving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 That's like one of those horror films, I didnt want to read it but I had to know the ending of the story. I suppose when said tooth appears we will be informed. Hopefully the dentist can shine it up and reinstall it good as new. Dentists are on to a good thing, I broke a tooth chomping on a dislodged filling. I take soluble vitamins and now I know why I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 On 17/08/2016 at 22:33, David said: I'll tell my story now whilst I'm here as I keep getting asked about it. It all started a few years back. Most regular members will probably remember, I was pretty much stuck in the house for years with severe anxiety, whilst eating cracked my front one beyond repair, later found out when I left the house and had a doctors checkup that my Vitamin D levels dropped to nothing which also effected calcium in my body which is why my teeth were weak etc. Mental health is a real ****** at times. Anyhow, dentist fixed me up a partial denture, a palette covered the roof of my mouth with one tooth attached. Had it now for around 3 years ish, always meaning to go back and get something fixed but £££ and a season ticket was more important. On Monday morning, I take multi vitamins now, I'm out the house and everything all is good again but like to keep myself topped up and that. The Centrum I take are pretty big and I hate necking tablets, the night before brushed me teggers and I don't glue the denture in at night, took a big gulp of juice for the tablet and straight away I feel a struggle with my throat, ******* tablets gone in sideways, start gulping more water and feel like I'm choking.....I was. Staggered to the downstairs bathroom and kept gulping more and more water. Next thing I know I'm on the bathroom floor with the dog licking me face. Pretty much crawl to the front room and I feel what I thought was the tablet drop in my body, thank **** for that. Stuck the fan on and composed me self. 5 minutes later felt a bit normal so went to get another drink, went to drink it and noticed me tooth had gone....wtf....I haven't....oh ****, panic sets in, run to the bathroom to see if it dropped out nope, look at the dog thinking he had it, nope. I had swallowed my ******* denture. Full on panic kicks in now, ring my missus no answer, mate no answer, his missus no answer, call my missus work and finally get through, she comes home to take me to hospital and see if this thing is safe. Hours of waiting, can you breathe David...erm yeah, does this hurt, what about this....sent me for an X-Ray, comes back and I'm taken to a room fearing the worse, tells me that it's nowhere to be seen in my esophagus so must be in my stomach, went on to say usually you can see the bit of wire on the X-ray....but doctor, mine didn't have any wire on. Looks at me gone out, explained more what mine looked like and he said well come back in 3-4 days if you have any chest pain, otherwise you have a very painful poo on the way. Judging by the stomach cramps I've been having it is down there in my stomach getting tossed around into a turd due at any time. You will probably hear my screams in Derby when this one drops. Whilst I wait for it to drop I look like a crackhead with a lisp, not venturing to the dentist till it's out, sure it will be a new one on him this. tl;dr multi vitamins are bad for you. kin ell. Now I see why you're waiting for a golden pooh! That's hardcore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, Alpha said: kin ell. Now I see why you're waiting for a golden pooh! That's hardcore! I've not heard owt, it's over due I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 Depends what website you read, some say a day or two, others say upto 12 days. Read about a guy in the Daily Mail that had a plastic fork in his stomach for 10 years, forgot about it, a fork? Doesn't look like I'll be at the game tomorrow, just know it will want to make it's exit at half time, don't fancy pushing that out with a bunch of football fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, David said: Depends what website you read, some say a day or two, others say upto 12 days. Read about a guy in the Daily Mail that had a plastic fork in his stomach for 10 years, forgot about it, a fork? Doesn't look like I'll be at the game tomorrow, just know it will want to make it's exit at half time, don't fancy pushing that out with a bunch of football fans Won't Mel let you use his personal Thomas (Crapper)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 Be a long walk from the South Stand. Swallowed a coin when I was a lad as well, Mum just text me, said that took 2 weeks to pass. oh the joys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 hours ago, David said: Be a long walk from the South Stand. Swallowed a coin when I was a lad as well, Mum just text me, said that took 2 weeks to pass. oh the joys. Swallowed a coin? you show little change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 That Nat has a sexy voice and some spot on opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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