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On 05/04/2021 at 09:22, David said:

Rural it was, demolished a McDonalds after to restore my energy.

 

That better for you? 😂

Thanks for the ox tale. It was souper.

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Standing Order in Derby need to make their toilet signs more visible. Yesterday taking an emergency number 2, I look up and see this advert.

Bit weird, what bloke is going to go to the bar and say hi I’m Angela?

Just after that thought went through me, I hear two sets of heels walk in, didn’t take long after this to realise I was in the ladies dropping my guts.

10 minutes they were there reapplying make up and talking about work. Gave it a few more minutes to make my escape and into the men’s to wash my hands for 20 seconds.

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39 minutes ago, David said:

CA66CF75-59AB-4791-9826-0396D29CE41F.jpeg
Standing Order in Derby need to make their toilet signs more visible. Yesterday taking an emergency number 2, I look up and see this advert.

Bit weird, what bloke is going to go to the bar and say hi I’m Angela?

Just after that thought went through me, I hear two sets of heels walk in, didn’t take long after this to realise I was in the ladies dropping my guts.

10 minutes they were there reapplying make up and talking about work. Gave it a few more minutes to make my escape and into the men’s to wash my hands for 20 seconds.

You could have used my tactic to kill 10 minutes.

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16 minutes ago, Zag zig said:

Reckon need to stop the dog peeing in the same patch of lawn, sending it brown 😂

Not my garden, they think the neighbour has something to do with it. Bit of a scumbag criminal with a shotgun that doesn’t like them 😬

 

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