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49 minutes ago, Parsnip said:

I never order an Indian takeaway by telephone. I walk to the restaurant and order at the bar. The 20 minute wait for food is the opposite of an inconvenience. It's quite possibly the happiest time of my life.

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Does your missus give you a piece of paper with the order on it, just in case?

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1 hour ago, Parsnip said:

I never order an Indian takeaway by telephone. I walk to the restaurant and order at the bar. The 20 minute wait for food is the opposite of an inconvenience. It's quite possibly the happiest time of my life.

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Sandals and jeans!!!! ???

Haven't you got any mirrors in your house to see what you look like before going out?

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1 hour ago, richinspain said:

Does your missus give you a piece of paper with the order on it, just in case?

She pops a note in the little barrel in the dog's collar. The staff there know where to look. Then they sit me down outside with a pint so I can stare in to mid distance for twenty. The dog knows the way there and back. It's a foolproof system. 

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