ViewsFromTheMiddle Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) Wrong thread. Edited April 11, 2020 by ViewsFromTheMiddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 20 hours ago, uttoxram75 said: This section is going to get pretty boring.... But wait... 11 hours ago, ViewsFromTheMiddle said: Wrong thread. Oh! As you were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePrisoner Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 13:48, Mucker1884 said: Hmmm... Exercise... Lounging. Decisions, decisions! More hair on that knee than David’s head Boycie, DarkFruitsRam7 and Mucker1884 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, ThePrisoner said: More hair on that knee than David’s head More hair on the that patio than David’s head. JoetheRam, Boycie, Mucker1884 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 bigbadbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 17 minutes ago, uttoxram75 said: Don't anybody ask WTF is going on with that shed door! He's dying to tell us! Make out we're not interested! ...In fact, if he asks, we didn't even notice it! Steve How Hard?, uttoxram75 and Gap tooth ram 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 30 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: Don't anybody ask WTF is going on with that shed door! He's dying to tell us! Make out we're not interested! ...In fact, if he asks, we didn't even notice it! Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mucker1884 said: Don't anybody ask WTF is going on with that shed door! He's dying to tell us! Make out we're not interested! ...In fact, if he asks, we didn't even notice it! I think he's got a huuuuge lower body, and very thin upper body. Perhaps that's why he doesn't want to come on the group chat? Or perhaps he's a Minotaur? ? Edited April 16, 2020 by richinspain Added Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richinspain Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 21 minutes ago, richinspain said: I think he's got a huuuuge lower body, and very thin upper body. Perhaps that's why he doesn't want to come on the group chat? Or perhaps he's a Minotaur? ? *Centaur, got my mythology mixed up! Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Mucker1884 said: Don't anybody ask WTF is going on with that shed door! He's dying to tell us! Make out we're not interested! ...In fact, if he asks, we didn't even notice it! It’s one of those Paul Daniel’s magic tricks. You’ll like it, not a lot. Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 On 11/04/2020 at 14:00, uttoxram75 said: This section is going to get pretty boring.... Nice lawn... uttoxram75 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Don’t worry I’ve got the morphine and the world is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Me screen on my phone is buggered though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 @David Holy Poo! Obviously, you're not alright, but erm... I hope you're alright, buddy! Best wishes... whatever the problem is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Mucker1884 said: @David Holy Poo! Obviously, you're not alright, but erm... I hope you're alright, buddy! Best wishes... whatever the problem is! Mate posted on Facebook a weird cryptic I’m in hospital status, me being me after a few beers thought it would be a great idea to go see her and find out what’s going on. Grabbed the electric scooter but not my glasses, thought the pavement dipped in but no, 20mph twatted the curb full on and sent me for a flight across the pavement. Rang the missus, managed to get me home somehow, woke up a couple hours ago in so much pain, can’t move left leg and ribs are battered. Managed to slide down the stairs but couldn’t get up so rang the ambulance. Loaded me in the back and filled me up on morphine. ariotofmyown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, David said: Mate posted on Facebook a weird cryptic I’m in hospital status, me being me after a few beers thought it would be a great idea to go see her and find out what’s going on. Grabbed the electric scooter but not my glasses, thought the pavement dipped in but no, 20mph twatted the curb full on and sent me for a flight across the pavement. Rang the missus, managed to get me home somehow, woke up a couple hours ago in so much pain, can’t move left leg and ribs are battered. Managed to slide down the stairs but couldn’t get up so rang the ambulance. Loaded me in the back and filled me up on morphine. You bloody kids! When will you ever learn! Don't you think hospitals/Ambulances are busy enough right now! Why don't you just think, for one minute! You had me at my wit's end! You just wait 'til you get home... You're grounded... and no tech! etc, etc... Oh yeah... Hope your mate's ok too! Edited April 18, 2020 by Mucker1884 edited the edit! Me can't read properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Mucker1884 said: You bloody kids! When will you ever learn! Don't you think hospitals/Ambulances are busy enough right now! Why don't you just think, for one minute! You had me at my wit's end! You just wait 'til you get home... You're grounded... and no tech! etc, etc... I had a few Peroni’s what can I say. Hospital is super quiet though, no issues with protective gear up here apparently and all the nurses are impressed by our food bank efforts. Think one nurse has her eye on me, might ask for a bath Mucker1884 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 At least you got to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucker1884 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, David said: I had a few Peroni’s what can I say. Hospital is super quiet though, no issues with protective gear up here apparently and all the nurses are impressed by our food bank efforts. Think one nurse has her eye on me, might ask for a bath She only has one eye? ? I'd steer well clear mate. Lord knows what else is missing under that starched linen! Take a shower instead... and not too warm, either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Tom lawrence, mason Bennett and Richard keogh send their regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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