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Jeff's been charged with "violent disorder" described as "the use of, or the threat of violence". His partner in crime has been charged with the same plus "assault causing harm". A lesser charge for Jeff so. Probably hit him in the pocket provided he's suitably contrite.

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I am sure he will argue, and with some justification, that he is a bit thick (and easily led). Personally, I prefer my aggressors to be a bit better with a football at their feet. Still think, increasingly so, that we would have got up this year with Joey Barton in our midfield.

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3 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

I am sure he will argue, and with some justification, that he is a bit thick (and easily led). Personally, I prefer my aggressors to be a bit better with a football at their feet. Still think, increasingly so, that we would have got up this year with Joey Barton in our midfield.

Don't worry. Hendrick only has to add assault (twice), affray, and dangerous driving to his rap sheet in order to emulate your hero.

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50 minutes ago, Anon said:

Don't worry. Hendrick only has to add assault (twice), affray, and dangerous driving to his rap sheet in order to emulate your hero.

On the flipside they both have crap haircuts. Perhaps a crap haircut is a prerequisite for being an aggressor. I'm thinking Kim Jong-Un. 

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1 hour ago, Anon said:

Don't worry. Hendrick only has to add assault (twice), affray, and dangerous driving to his rap sheet in order to emulate your hero.

Joey Barton a hero of mine? Have you been looking at the pictures I have of him on my bedroom wall :lol:

Sterling defence from you for "our" Jeff too.  I guess you take the view that someone who murders someone isn't too bad in the scheme of things considering the number of serial murderers out there.

 

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2 hours ago, i-Ram said:

I am sure he will argue, and with some justification, that he is a bit thick (and easily led). Personally, I prefer my aggressors to be a bit better with a football at their feet. Still think, increasingly so, that we would have got up this year with Joey Barton in our midfield.

If our tactics were to get midfield players forward as often as possible we'd have gone up with Jeff.

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59 minutes ago, i-Ram said:

Joey Barton a hero of mine? Have you been looking at the pictures I have of him on my bedroom wall :lol:

Sterling defence from you for "our" Jeff too.  I guess you take the view that someone who murders someone isn't too bad in the scheme of things considering the number of serial murderers out there.

 

I once choked six people to death by forcing cornflakes down their throats.

/the perils of homonyms.

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4 hours ago, PrivateDerby said:

We've all been there but Jeffrey got caught... learn from it and get stuck in on the pitch! 

Erm... As far as I know Jeff's not been convicted of anything so remains innocent.

17 minutes ago, StringerBell said:

I like Jeff's new haircut.

Super cool. Mrs Sagan's a big fan.

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