admira Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Probably not somewhere to go on a first date. Dinner normally only involves you ending up face-to-face with a sausage if you've ordered a plate of bangers and mash. Not so at new pop-up restaurant The Bunyadi, which is going to offer diners the chance 'to experience true liberation' by eating a meal with their naughty bits out. The restaurant will be split into 'clothed' and 'unclothed' segments and will feature staff who are 'naked with only some covering', with diners asked to enter a changing room, disrobe until they are covered only by a gown and then choose if they want to wear said gown whilst eating. The idea is that it's a dining experience 'free from the trappings of modern life', so expect food cooked on a fire, furniture that's been hand carved by an axe, candle-light instead of electricity and any medical emergencies being treated by leeches (okay, okay, we made that last bit up). The creators are keen to stress that nudity is optional, but many questions abound: what if you spill the soup onto your lap? Will melons and chipolatas have to be removed from the menu in case of dreadful misunderstandings? What about splinters? We guess all will be revealed when it opens in June… For more info, see thebunyadi.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Humbugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Jesus Christ, I'd keep knocking the table over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Boycie said: Jesus Christ, I'd keep knocking the table over! Would you slip a twenty to the maìtre d' so you could get the table next to Margaret Thatcher look a like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Cisse said: Would you slip a twenty to the maìtre d' so you could get the table next to Margaret Thatcher look a like ? That would sort my problem out Sissy definatly. the waitress would trip up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 5000+ already on the waiting list for a table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admira Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 .. probably mainly pervy old men, rather than early |Valentines Day bookings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashz09 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Can you imagine walking in expecting to see beautiful woman.. And all you get is a sausage fest everywhere I'm sure most would be awkward or plainly just walk out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ashz09 said: Can you imagine walking in expecting to see beautiful woman.. And all you get is a sausage fest everywhere I'm sure most would be awkward or plainly just walk out! "The human body is beautiful in all its forms" Yeah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I can see why it might be described as a "pop up" restaurant. I will be careful next time I ask for a salad with no dressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 14 hours ago, admira said: The idea is that it's a dining experience 'free from the trappings of modern life', so expect food cooked on a fire, furniture that's been hand carved by an axe, candle-light instead of electricity and any medical emergencies being treated by leeches (okay, okay, we made that last bit up). Presumably I pay for the amazing and revolutionary experience of taking my clothes off by clubbing the Maître d' over the head and simply taking what I want. I mean, surely minted currency would be considered a "trapping of modern life"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Erm...sorry no, not fer me. I see enough naked people every day to know that the human body aint all that. I'll take the trappings of modern life anyday thanks, including the oh-so-cumbersome shackles of clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 24 minutes ago, ladyram said: Erm...sorry no, not fer me. I see enough naked people every day to know that the human body aint all that. Perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I think I'd probably skip both the fish and cheese courses. Plus anything with button mushrooms in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I think I'd probably skip both the fish and cheese courses. Plus anything with button mushrooms in it. That'd be quite embarrassing - waiter, why does my steak smell of fish? Madam, that's not the steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 It would be harder to concentrate on the quality of the food, whilst sat in the nud. To borrow a line from the late Victoria Wood: "It'd be like trying to play Monopoly with a paper hat on" Still, it'd be good to have somewhere to put my side order of onion rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 20 hours ago, Boycie said: Jesus Christ, I'd keep knocking the table over! Couldn't you wear just a bra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 4 hours ago, ladyram said: Erm...sorry no, not fer me. I see enough naked people every day to know that the human body aint all that. @davenportram take no notice, I bet you have a lovely body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 8 hours ago, David said: @davenportram take no notice, I bet you have a lovely body Well put it this way, its better than looking at an old boy whos got baggy y fronts on, sitting with his legs at 10 to 2 with his bits hanging out, all the while trying to hold a serious conversation with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 10 hours ago, ladyram said: Well put it this way, its better than looking at an old boy whos got baggy y fronts on, sitting with his legs at 10 to 2 with his bits hanging out, all the while trying to hold a serious conversation with me! Sorry about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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