Duracell Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 WARNING - ORIGINAL POST CONTAINS LONG RANT I thought I'd start a thread in the hope that if this guy is any good, he won't have "Ooooh, Razza Camara" chanted to him, Zamora style. We are also in danger, due to the amount of syllables in his name, of using the Paul Peschisolido/Forest are losing chant. You know, the "FOREST ARE LOSING! CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP". I mean I say that's a chant, but it's actually just a spoken statement followed by the South Stand clapping how many syllables were in the statement they just said. Poor Johnny Russell had a decent chant at Dundee United, but instead we've opted for "Super, Super John", a chant made all the more bizarre by the fact he's not called John. We also have a rather interesting take on Slade's "Cum On Feel The Noize". The original lyics are as follows: "Come on feel the noise, Girls rock the boys,We get wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild" Like all many choruses in pop songs, the chorus is catchy - and that is partly down to the fact it rhymes. Noise and boys, I'm sure you will all agree, rhymes. Swansea City fans were rather clever in employing this chant, because their in-form striker's surname happened to rhyme with the name of the club. This makes their rendition of "Cum On Feel The Noize" catchy, like the original song. "Come on Wilfred Bony, Score some goals for Swansea. We get wild, wild, wild..." Now the rhyme is not perfect. Bony is not called Wilfreid Bonsea, not Swansea called Swony. But it still works. I can only presume a few people saw the vine of Bony's rendition of his own chant as he ran onto Swansea's training ground, clunking the studs of his boots to the beat, do the rounds on social media and thought "you know what, that's a good chant. We have to have that chant." The most important part of that chants success, however, is the lyrics, rather than the chant's demands for a goal from the centre foward. We wouldn't know of it, if the lyrics had been "Come on Perez Michu, score some goals for Swansea". This makes our chant for Chris Martin problematic. "Come on Chrissy Martin, Score some goals for Derby." I opted against studying English at university in the end. But I know enough about the language I like to call my first to recognise that "Martin" and "Derby" do not rhyme, or even sound anything alike. You might think "oh come on, it's a half-decent chant, he's our most regular starting striker and his name fits the chant." That would be fine, but for the fact his name doesn't fit. How often do you think he gets called Chrissy? How many Chris', or Christophers, do you know called "Chrissy", especially ones who weight about 16 stone, stand 6 foot tall and have banning orders from every pub in Norfolk? So not only have we nicked another team's chant. and replaced it with lyrics that don't rhyme, but we've also had to change the name of our player just to get it to fit. So yeah. Let's think of something better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I think we should spell out his name, cheerleader style. Nickname included. Give me an A! A! Give me a B! B! Give me a D! D! and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 He's ginger, he's ginger, he's ginger and he is a whinger, a whinger, a whinger woah ohh ohhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDeadlySaul Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Sing his name to the tune of La Bamba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 http://dcfcfans.uk/topic/21248-razza-camara/?do=findComment&comment=940367 I think it's an inevitability... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam the Ram Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I'm really looking forward to the creative chants of, 'There's only one Abdoul Camara, one Abdoul Camaraaa' and 'Razza, Razza, Razza' (to the tune of Keogh, Keogh, Keogh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernow Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Razza Razza Razza Razza Razza Camaraaaaaa, he's fast as fook, he's fast as fooooook Karma Chameleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeytennis12345 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I can remember the 'good' old away days of the mid-late 80's when we would barely sing the same song twice throughout the whole 90 minutes and the chants were certainly far more original than that Collymore shocker ! I'm heading over to YouTube to reminisce ... Old fart that I am..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 How about something to that ditty 'Moves Like Jagger' but 'moves like Razza'? ok I'll go back to listening to the moan in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 You can stick Razza Camara up your arse You can stick Razza Camara up your arse You can stick Razza Camara Stick Razza Camara Stick Razza Camara up your arse (To the tune of She'll be coming down the mountain) Although I'm not sure the message is right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stedcfc Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 The super John one really pisses me off too. Heard the South Stand give his old song a go during the Fulham game so maybe that will make another appearance soon. I have actually heard the players call Martin 'Chrissy' in interviews so I don't think its forced in there from nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Stedcfc said: The super John one really pisses me off too. Heard the South Stand give his old song a go during the Fulham game so maybe that will make another appearance soon. I have actually heard the players call Martin 'Chrissy' in interviews so I don't think its forced in there from nowhere. Sang it at Leeds away twice too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 http://youtu.be/Obi4iELWJ3Y MY HEART GOES RA ZA ZA ZA ZA! *clap clap clap* RAZAZA IN THE MOOOOOORNING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yani P Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 To the tune of flash gordon Razz a-ahSavior of the UniverseRazz a-ahHe'll save every one of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 FRÈRE JAC-QUES, FRÈRE JAC-QUES!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 31 minutes ago, Kernow said: Razza Razza Razza Razza Razza Camaraaaaaa, he's fast as fook, he's fast as fooooook Karma Chameleon. Camara Chameleon by Le Boy George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadey Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Guinea Guinea Guinea a man after midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, Yani P said: To the tune of flash gordon Razz a-ahSavior of the UniverseRazz a-ahHe'll save every one of us Razz a-ah Savior of Le Universe Razz a-ah He'll save every un of us Just joking Yani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 If he wants a chant of his own his best bet is to start putting in some tackles to see if he can break his leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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