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Nobody bothered with my birthday earlier in the year.

I wanted to crack the old "I'm 62 today" gag.

You know, the one where a bloke walks into a pub and the landlord says "Hello, I've not seen you in here for a while" and the bloke says "Well, I'm 62 today so I thought I'd pop in for a pint of bitter on my way home" - then the landlord gives him his pint and says "Here, on the house". So the bloke sips his free pint contentedly before saying "Thanks very much for the pint, I've go to head off now but you can be sure I'll be in again soon", to which the landlord enquires "Tomorrow, perhaps"? No, not tomorrow, I'm 2 to 10 tomorrow".

It won't work for me again. Whoever heard of a 6 to 3 shift?

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5 hours ago, eddie said:

Nobody bothered with my birthday earlier in the year.

I wanted to crack the old "I'm 62 today" gag.

You know, the one where a bloke walks into a pub and the landlord says "Hello, I've not seen you in here for a while" and the bloke says "Well, I'm 62 today so I thought I'd pop in for a pint of bitter on my way home" - then the landlord gives him his pint and says "Here, on the house". So the bloke sips his free pint contentedly before saying "Thanks very much for the pint, I've go to head off now but you can be sure I'll be in again soon", to which the landlord enquires "Tomorrow, perhaps"? No, not tomorrow, I'm 2 to 10 tomorrow".

It won't work for me again. Whoever heard of a 6 to 3 shift?

Gives you a good reason to hang on in there to make it to 73. You'll pop your clogs shortly after you've made the gag.

Maximum effect will probably be if you can do 95 (what a way to make a living) but that's a big ask I think :lol:

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