Mostyn6 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I did one of these last year, but thanks to our mate CodeZero, it's gone Anyway, I hate Christmas, and here's a few reasons why. shopping adverts Rubbish Christmas songs X-Factor song for Number 1 The Anti X-Factor movement trying to prevent it being Number 1 People giving me Christmas cards People expecting Christmas cards Places being shut Work Colleagues having time off Loneliness Boredom Taxi Prices Taxi Queues Beer Queues The pressure to enjoy it all Food waste Overflowing rubbish bins (packaging and wrapping paper) Christmas Crackers Christmas hats People asking what Santa got you Trees and decorations going up in November. God I hate it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 13 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said: I did one of these last year, but thanks to our mate CodeZero, it's gone Anyway, I hate Christmas, and here's a few reasons why. shopping adverts Rubbish Christmas songs X-Factor song for Number 1 The Anti X-Factor movement trying to prevent it being Number 1 People giving me Christmas cards People expecting Christmas cards Places being shut Work Colleagues having time off Loneliness Boredom Taxi Prices Taxi Queues Beer Queues The pressure to enjoy it all Food waste Overflowing rubbish bins (packaging and wrapping paper) Christmas Crackers Christmas hats People asking what Santa got you Trees and decorations going up in November. God I hate it! Jeez, I thought I was a Grinch. Can I add the following Restaurants thinking you want a Turkey dinner every day for a month Restaurants charging extra money for a reduced choice and quality Tinsel Turkey Turkey and Tinsel breaks Relatives Kids The Christmas Play taking up a third of my PE area at school for a month Cliff Richard Christmas Pudding False Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Geez. You really know how to enjoy the best part of the year. I do understand Cliff Richard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I like this thread cheap tat in the shops perfume adverts works parties, who wants to mingle with these *****? joke slippers slankets being cool black Friday and cyber Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Tis the season to be jolly tra la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, Mostyn6 said: I did one of these last year, but thanks to our mate CodeZero, it's gone Anyway, I hate Christmas, and here's a few reasons why. shopping adverts Rubbish Christmas songs X-Factor song for Number 1 The Anti X-Factor movement trying to prevent it being Number 1 People giving me Christmas cards People expecting Christmas cards Places being shut Work Colleagues having time off Loneliness Boredom Taxi Prices Taxi Queues Beer Queues The pressure to enjoy it all Food waste Overflowing rubbish bins (packaging and wrapping paper) Christmas Crackers Christmas hats People asking what Santa got you Trees and decorations going up in November. God I hate it! The telling bit is in the middle here - loneliness and boredom. Time for this Forum to show its value. Who is going to have Mostyn for Christmas Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Actually I will start off the bidding. I will have a leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I will have the breast, for a bloke he's got a good handful for me to tuck into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Get stuffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 3 hours ago, i-Ram said: The telling bit is in the middle here - loneliness and boredom. Time for this Forum to show its value. Who is going to have Mostyn for Christmas Day? I charge for carving the turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 8 hours ago, Mostyn6 said: I did one of these last year, but thanks to our mate CodeZero, it's gone Anyway, I hate Christmas, and here's a few reasons why. shopping adverts Rubbish Christmas songs X-Factor song for Number 1 The Anti X-Factor movement trying to prevent it being Number 1 People giving me Christmas cards People expecting Christmas cards Places being shut Work Colleagues having time off Loneliness Boredom Taxi Prices Taxi Queues Beer Queues The pressure to enjoy it all Food waste Overflowing rubbish bins (packaging and wrapping paper) Christmas Crackers Christmas hats People asking what Santa got you Trees and decorations going up in November. God I hate it! Yep can see where you are coming from ,but when I see my grand kids faces every day looking forward to Santa coming it it's no contest with that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 No trains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 4 minutes ago, PrivateDerby said: No trains That limits the selection then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 5, 2015 Author Share Posted December 5, 2015 oh yeah, everyone losing their s*it over a re-run of Elf on Channel 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 You know how you can easily spot the men that don't like Christmas? It's the ones without a wife or girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 5 minutes ago, Daveo said: You know how you can easily spot the men that don't like Christmas? It's the ones without a wife or girlfriend Those that have both must find Christmas a bit awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Just have to pace yourself with the turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 21 minutes ago, Daveo said: You know how you can easily spot the men that don't like Christmas? It's the ones without a wife or girlfriend Not true, I don't really like christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, rynny said: Not true, I don't really like christmas. Telling me that when you're watching your little'un tear open presents it doesn't put a smile on your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Well I love it all........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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