Day Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 As you all take your seats at the iPro this afternoon spare a thought for those less fortunate than you today, the half fans in Brighton, Cumbria and Mexico, the children of Nottingham being dragged to the City Ground, 90 minutes of brainwashing under the Kuwaiti flag.And of course the Derby County fan sat in the Pontoon at Blundell Park, with the smell of fish fingers wafting through the stands as the game kicks off, surrounded by fans with only one set of teeth between them but every fan will be parents to more kids than Madonna and Angelina Jolie put together.The non league football, where Craig Forsyths crosses would be cheered with delight, calling him the next Beckham as his pinpoint cross smashes Fred sat in the Findus upper square in the face.As you're standing there in the concourse, moaning about the choice of alcohol, think of me queuing up for my half time refreshment a pint of warm stale piss served out of a caravan, Carlsberg I'm told and to keep my hand over the top to stop the flies circling. Frantically checking the half time scores as the local scumbags eye up my iPhone 6 like its a NASA space shuttle, ready to pounce, kick me in the balls just for that £5 Cash Converters will pay for their stolen goods.So think of me today, when you're boo'ing, I'll be thinking of you all, and if I make it home safely I may treat you all to a match report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Well I'm off to the local team. It's Eastleigh vs Nuneaton today.Do our respective local outfits meet this season daveo? Can't say as I pay that much attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 How much is the entrance to these plastic matches ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 As you all take your seats at the iPro this afternoon spare a thought for those less fortunate than you today, the half fans in Brighton, Cumbria and Mexico, the children of Nottingham being dragged to the City Ground, 90 minutes of brainwashing under the Kuwaiti flag.And of course the Derby County fan sat in the Pontoon at Blundell Park, with the smell of fish fingers wafting through the stands as the game kicks off, surrounded by fans with only one set of teeth between them but every fan will be parents to more kids than Madonna and Angelina Jolie put together.The non league football, where Craig Forsyths crosses would be cheered with delight, calling him the next Beckham as his pinpoint cross smashes Fred sat in the Findus upper square in the face.As you're standing there in the concourse, moaning about the choice of alcohol, think of me queuing up for my half time refreshment a pint of warm stale piss served out of a caravan, Carlsberg I'm told and to keep my hand over the top to stop the flies circling. Frantically checking the half time scores as the local scumbags eye up my iPhone 6 like its a NASA space shuttle, ready to pounce, kick me in the balls just for that £5 Cash Converters will pay for their stolen goods.So think of me today, when you're boo'ing, I'll be thinking of you all, and if I make it home safely I may treat you all to a match report.How did they get the improved version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 Well I'm off to the local team. It's Eastleigh vs Nuneaton today. Do our respective local outfits meet this season daveo? Can't say as I pay that much attention. I don't think you are, unless Braintree have forfeit the game and Nuneaton are in town for a friendly (Eastleigh are in the same league as Grimsby, so are Braintree, Nuneaton aren't, I'll let you off tho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 How much is the entrance to these plastic matches ?£16 in the Pontoon, £18 if buying on the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Would have thought it would be £21 in the pontoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malagaram Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Good luck Mariners,aren't Forrest Green top of the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 They are, good team apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 is it on Sky ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Any streams?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Any streams??Streams of warm pish by the sound of it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 How very quaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der MoodHoover Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I don't think you are, unless Braintree have forfeit the game and Nuneaton are in town for a friendly (Eastleigh are in the same league as Grimsby, so are Braintree, Nuneaton aren't, I'll let you off tho) senile dementia. Its Braintree at 12 quid for terrace or 18 for a seat given we haven't organised tickets in advance. A good hoof and the ball will be on the m27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 As you all take your seats at the iPro this afternoon spare a thought for those less fortunate than you today, the half fans in Brighton, Cumbria and Mexico, the children of Nottingham being dragged to the City Ground, 90 minutes of brainwashing under the Kuwaiti flag.And of course the Derby County fan sat in the Pontoon at Blundell Park, with the smell of fish fingers wafting through the stands as the game kicks off, surrounded by fans with only one set of teeth between them but every fan will be parents to more kids than Madonna and Angelina Jolie put together.The non league football, where Craig Forsyths crosses would be cheered with delight, calling him the next Beckham as his pinpoint cross smashes Fred sat in the Findus upper square in the face.As you're standing there in the concourse, moaning about the choice of alcohol, think of me queuing up for my half time refreshment a pint of warm stale piss served out of a caravan, Carlsberg I'm told and to keep my hand over the top to stop the flies circling. Frantically checking the half time scores as the local scumbags eye up my iPhone 6 like its a NASA space shuttle, ready to pounce, kick me in the balls just for that £5 Cash Converters will pay for their stolen goods.So think of me today, when you're boo'ing, I'll be thinking of you all, and if I make it home safely I may treat you all to a match report.That's Carlsberg Premier. Daveo, can you pick me up a Grimsby - Forest Green half scarf from the game please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 That's Carlsberg Premier. Daveo, can you pick me up a Grimsby - Forest Green half scarf from the game please?If they sell them I will do and I'll hunt you down through your IP address and make sure you pay for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 If they sell them I will do and I'll hunt you down through your IP address and make sure you pay for itI'm reasonably confident.If they do I'll treat you to one as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Any footage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 @Daveo - Where's my scarf then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 None available, was a **** game but the Pontoon put the South Stand to shame again, none stop despite the awful football. Even half time they were banging the drum and giving it some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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