lyndsey Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 there's a party in your mouth......can i come im a gardener, can i hide my water feature in your lady garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 how about "GET IN THE VAN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 It's not that strong! Only two measures of Smirnoff with Lemonade and a bit of Rohypnol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Originally posted by trigger;35272 this is one from sheeps book, Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Quality i'll have to use that if me and our lass split up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 have i cum across your face before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Feckin hell Trigg! You've had me crying tonight! Some crackin ones there mate LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Makes you wonder why he isn't single tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Just thought of one with triggs fast food theme. Do you like Burger King? What's your veiw on cheese on a whopper? (I'll get me coat, TAXI!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Your out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I knew I should have left it well alone. How about Hi babyface, I've just ***** my pants, any chance of getting into yours? Come on! Third Umpire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Your outta here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Every feckers a critic! What about, Spit or swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Yooooour outta here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 1. You don't sweat much for a fat bird! 2. Nice legs, time do they open? 3. My magic watch says you have genital warts, you don't? Oh, it's an hour fast 4. Do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some? 5. You'll do, come with me 6. Are you two sisters? No? Sorry, I've just seen Cinderella 7. Have you just farted? No. Shame, would of taken the edge off your breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I'd walk a thousand miles barefoot over broken glass, just to jerk off to your shadow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 f**k me if im wrong , but is your name sherry titsbottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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