Perky1106 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Girl, are you a surgeon? You've taken my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hi, my names Trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 you got it in for me davey boy? well this one normally works in the clubs in long eaton....... show us where you got glassed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Just playing the game Trig, just playin the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 show us where you piss from is your dad a concrete mixer coz your making me hard word of the day is legs wanna help me spread it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 there's 2 ways this can go one involves me buying you a drink in return for a good night the other involves some duct tape and a little friend i like to call ruthie lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I like to hide in bushes, would you like to see my bush? (obviously coming from a female) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Are you tired coz you have been running through my mind all day is your name wilma coz i wanna make your bedrock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;35262 I like to hide in bushes, would you like to see my bush? (obviously coming from a female) bowling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 [sIZE=2]My name is pinocchio, sit on my face and i\'ll tell you a lie.[/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 hi.im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 i have a dictionary in my pants. let’s say we go back to my place and put some words in your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 i actually told a girl once that i was an ice hockey goalkeeper that had just signed a very good contract with an american team and was out to celebrate it she fell for it hook line and sinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Lets kiss like Australians, its just like french kissing only you go down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 hey baby, do u work at subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 this is one from sheeps book, Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Alright love do you mind going away so i can talk to your fit mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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