David Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You don't get tooth ache in dentures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You fecker! I suppose I asked for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Originally posted by Dangerous;34304 Abouty 19 years ago I went into the golf shop on london road ( its no longer there) with a pal of mine.We knew the lads who worked there so I was chatting at the desk to one of them when all of a sudden my mate shouted me.I looked up to see a ball heading for my head.(For the record he chipped a plastic golf ball with holes in towards me). My first instinct was to dodge the ball so I lowered my head quickly.....straight on to a pen tidy.A pen pierced my eye and within minutes I was escorted to the DRI,blood pouring out of my eye.One kind soul in the waiting room called me a yob.Obviously thought id been fighting.I spent 3 days in there and had to wear sunglasses for a fortnight (in march) because it looked like I had done a few rounds with Mike Tyson. jeez i think you win then mate lol did u lose the eye then or was it all fine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 You would of thought he saw it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;34343 You would of thought he saw it coming. budum tshhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Don't forget......I'm here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;34352 Don't forget......I'm here all week i wish you weren't with jokes like that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gettin me head knocked in back in the good old days hit in the knackers from point blank with a cricket ball. oh and sunday mornin football on the coldest winter day ever, and the ball smacking you on the inside of your thigh or the back of ya legs, that stings lo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 the eye is fine, i had a lot of stitches but my vision is good.I never chat ugly women up which proves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Originally posted by Dangerous;35290 the eye is fine, i had a lot of stitches but my vision is good.I never chat ugly women up which proves it no u just go for the ugly men instead lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Being a Derby County fan from 2007 to now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bingy Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Being a Derby fan from end of 1975 (won no major trophies or finals) and from being a teenager 1983 (proper understanding of the disappointment it brings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Gary Teale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Originally posted by vicky-27;35464 Gary Teale In a sexual way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyTheRam Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Must be those pics of him in the speedo's that does it for vicky lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;35467 In a sexual way? [sIZE=2] jeeeezus i will have nightmares now :eek:[/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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