lyndsey Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 i made a cuppa one night, kettle boiled but i miss the cup and poured it all over my left hand, i cried like a proper baby. i have had 3 babies aswell, but that wasn't really painful at the time, just painful on me purse now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Originally posted by trigger;33833 whilst drunk i pulled 3 vertibrae in my neck, trying to give myself a bj lol (only joking honest) [sIZE=2]lies !! [/sIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 tore the ligaments in my thumb playing in net in five a side thats worse than any break i've ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 snapped my left arm in half when i was pissing about in a shopping trolley when i was a kid, went home for dinner before i went to hospital though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyderf Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 oh and broken ribs hurt quite a lot as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralRam Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ripped ligaments in my knee playing football. Managed to hobble to the pub for a pizza and a pint, but afterward I couldn't move it at all. In the Xray room the bitch grabbed my leg and yonked it up. The first time I have ever screamed in pain. I have also been scared of the dentist from whenever I can remember. Got a new dentist 2 years ago and it turns out I need 2/3 freezing jabs instead of the 1. Which means I used to feel everything as a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Originally posted by ToonRam;33846 Ripped ligaments in my knee playing football. Managed to hobble to the pub for a pizza and a pint, but afterward I couldn't move it at all. In the Xray room the bitch grabbed my leg and yonked it up. The first time I have ever screamed in pain. I have also been scared of the dentist from whenever I can remember. Got a new dentist 2 years ago and it turns out I need 2/3 freezing jabs instead of the 1. Which means I used to feel everything as a kid proper stroke face on the go lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Put my hand on the electric cooker when i was about 10 the red had stopped glowing so didn't know it was still hot - got a lovely circle of blisters - and the dentist every time - i usually cancel about 3 times before i can pluck up the courage to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Yeah dentists had to rip out 4 teeth so I had to have 8 injections to numb the whole mouth. You can't feel the teeth being ripped out but you can hear it. When the anesthetic wears off it hurts like a bitch. I've also filled a ladel of soup, accidently poured it all over my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Dentists should be shot, still aint been myself yet, 2 wisdom teeth at the back pushing through, kept me up again last night for abit. Gonna grin and bear it tho, no way am I off to see one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Dave... how old are you? I'm 19 and have my wisdom teeth. They came over the summer so the game of the season for Rugby, put my gumshield in and found it didn't fit. Forgot to remould it, tw@t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 27 but closer to 28 now. Not sure how long they have been coming through to be honest, about 6 months ago I had abit of pain at the back of me mouth, put me finegr up there and found on one side my back tooth had been pushed out with a lump behind it, felt the oher side and I have half a tooth showing through the gum. There hasnt been any change since, I think one side is impacted and the other is just taking its time coming through. I've got plenty of space at the bottom when they start to come through tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 They do bloody hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Mine aint to bad to be honest, I have a couple of weeks pain free then a day or two with a dull ache up there. Have you kept yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;33920 Mine aint to bad to be honest, I have a couple of weeks pain free then a day or two with a dull ache up there. Have you kept yours? he put them under his pillow and got a quid for 'em lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sounds about right, probably kept them in the same jar as his knackersack he didnt need either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 pickled knackersack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;33920 Mine aint to bad to be honest, I have a couple of weeks pain free then a day or two with a dull ache up there. Have you kept yours? Yep, **** going to the Dentist again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Abouty 19 years ago I went into the golf shop on london road ( its no longer there) with a pal of mine.We knew the lads who worked there so I was chatting at the desk to one of them when all of a sudden my mate shouted me.I looked up to see a ball heading for my head.(For the record he chipped a plastic golf ball with holes in towards me). My first instinct was to dodge the ball so I lowered my head quickly.....straight on to a pen tidy.A pen pierced my eye and within minutes I was escorted to the DRI,blood pouring out of my eye.One kind soul in the waiting room called me a yob.Obviously thought id been fighting.I spent 3 days in there and had to wear sunglasses for a fortnight (in march) because it looked like I had done a few rounds with Mike Tyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I must be a hard ******* then, because I'm 38, sorry, 39 and I can't remember any tooth ache. You are a bunch of pansy loving liver lillies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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