Kris Marina Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Come on folks, share the stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Reading Trigger's posts on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 Ooooh! Harsh:D I'll get us started. Had a few one night, and the ex was moaning that I was a bit hairy 'down under', so like a tit I reached for the scissors and cut a chunk out me knackersack, that is the single most painful thing I've experienced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Why didn't you just cut your pubes instead of removing your knackersack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 I tried:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Ahh right, I'm guessing it can be quite fiddly if you've got small knackers?. You should try waxing strips, the missus uses em so I can't see why they wouldn't work for men, go for a Brazilian that'l impress her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 She's an ex now, not impressing no one! Nah, only wanted t give it a trim but had the beer sways on and slipped:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 was 7 and tried to pole vault with a cain cand it skewered my mouth and needed to go 2 hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I tripped, fell very awkwardly and managed to break my wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I'l be serious now, so whats my most painful thing I have ever experienced?.......the missus's cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 Originally posted by Joe;33743 I tripped, fell very awkwardly and managed to break my wrist. That don't hurt you big pansy! Cracking job on Rodney! And a nice little cheap shot from Daveyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Thank you, I'm here all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 Oh Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 was hit by a car when i was on a bike, fecking painful stuff, and the ******* didnt even stop i got of lucky, grazed up my whole left leg, got a pedal scar on the back of my leg, fractured my left arm, grazed my cheek and totally smashed my helmet, and to think it could of been my skull!, oh and i dont remember skidding along the floor, which i was told i did, so i presume i got knocked out as well the pain when i did come round was horrible or there was the time a girl kicked me in the nads, nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 When I was younger and used to think the weekend was one big drinking competition, I woke up next to a few "monsters", you'l be surprised how waking up next to one worsens the hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;33755 When I was younger and used to think the weekend was one big drinking competition, I woke up next to a few "monsters", you'l be surprised how waking up next to one worsens the hangover. What size was she? A full on 18+? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I didn't stick around to see what was attached to the head under the quilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrOrdinary Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Originally posted by Daveyboy;33763 I didn't stick around to see what was attached to the head under the quilt. wise move, it only gets awkward if you fall back to sleep and shes awake when you next wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 i got hit with a traffic cone once also went flying down a flight of stairs on a pushbike after a few wasn't the best idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 whilst drunk i pulled 3 vertibrae in my neck, trying to give myself a bj lol (only joking honest) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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