Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Wonder if the ales taken it to the high numbers on the Bristol Stool Chart? It's gone quiet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Probably pulled last night and doesn't want to use her toilet, bet he's sat there in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Got to sitting on a right load of timber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuff264 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Do we really need another poo thread? Especially when I'm eating yule log? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Do we really need another poo thread? Especially when I'm eating yule log?gerritdarnyer! Hope the chocolate isn't melting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Due to the alcohol consumption recently my farts have taken on a tangy after taste, my logs are pretty standard, nothing exciting to report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Any footage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Kinell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 how do you 'taste' a fart ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 second thoughts , i don't wanna know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 how do you 'taste' a fart ?you obviously don't have a gas problem. Cause if you did, you'd know. I used too. But since I dropped the Gluten (and a dress size) my anus doesn't vibrate so much nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 you obviously don't have a gas problem. Cause if you did, you'd know. I used too. But since I dropped the Gluten (and a dress size) my anus doesn't vibrate so much nowadays. You obviously don't know me as well as i thought you did , no go area in the conservatory at the moment , even the dog won't come in .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 You obviously don't know me as well as i thought you did , no go area in the conservatory at the moment , even the dog won't come in ..cause it knows you'll blame it! Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Oh God , what have i eaten.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Oh God , what have i eaten..swat she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 bin round the neighbours , for a yule tide buffet and drinks , like going on a first date , holding it in all night !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 Makes you badly don't it. Should have let one go like my new neighbour did when I popped around to do a little job for him last Friday. Opened the front door, said come in, turned around, took 2 steps and did a scandalous fart, fully blooded, no attempt to stifle it what so ever. What do you say to that? I pretended I didn't hear it. So, there you have the answer, just let rip, and the chances are that conversations will not break stride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 "When you drink beverage alcohol around 2 to 8 percent is lost through urine, sweat, or the breath. The other 92 to 98 percent is metabolized by your body. All ethyl alcohol which is broken down in the human body is first converted to acetaldehyde, and then this acetaldehyde is converted into acetic acid radicals--also known as acetyl radicals. Acetaldehyde is a poison which is a close relative of formaldehyde. Acetic acid is the essential component of vinegar". I'd say that would make your farts taste tangy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 What have I been missing while celebrating Christmas ? Oh, a poo thread. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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