Boycie Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I tried chatting up the bird with big tits who worked in the radiographics department at the hospital today, no bloody luck, I think she saw straight through me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 "d/13/12/17/y8esenu2" alt="y8esenu2"> Thank you I'm here all week, be sure to tip your waitress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansea ram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Or foreplay as likes to call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansea ram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go to bed with them, they said it would be like winning the lottery. I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had 6 matching balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I've just seen my son carrying the toaster up to the bathroom. "Fat *******!" I yelled at him. (Are we allowed joke threads? It got banished) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansea ram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Shhhh, the mods are still in bed, they haven't noticed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swansea ram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Run, Ladyram is in here, we've been rumbled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I got a Christmas card off my boss yesterday, I must remind him that there's 2 l's in ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I've just seen my son carrying the toaster up to the bathroom. "Fat *******!" I yelled at him. (Are we allowed joke threads? It got banished) Blame Boycie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 My wife's locked herself in the kitchen in a rage, after a massive argument over how miserable and tight I've become since we've been married.She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Don't suppose there's any point,in suggesting a knitting room at PP? Should have an intercom ,with direct access from every seat in the ground? Ring once for beer,2 for bovril,3 for foods and 4 for hurry up please. Maybe run it past lady ram first? Hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I've already got my seat picked out Now bring me beer you peasants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtains Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Bloke in Dentist waiting room says to friend what time is it Reply. TOOTH HURTY. (:-)-: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoollyJumper Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 What's brown and sticky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Cos he kneaded a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 What's brown and sticky? A stick. There's nothing like a good joke... ....and that's nothing like a good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaragozaram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Kid just told me a joke in Chemistry class. Two guys walked into a bar. First one said, i´ll have H20. Second one said, I´ll have H20 too. Second one died. Made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsall Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Two guys stuck on an island miles away from anywhere. One says to the other 'I see Derby have won'. The other replies 'how do you know?'. 'Cus its Saturday and its 5 o'clock'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I said to the misses "Hey fat gut, what do you want for Christmas?"She replied "Don't get f**king lippy!"I replied "Mascara it is then!"How do you make Anti-Freeze?Send her to the North Pole!Unfortunately I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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