PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 No not tits and tyres Just been to see an old mate in Market Drayton (dunno if anyone knows it) stopped in town to get petrol and a smart lady in her 30s in front was really struggling with her filler cap... mate laughs, "you'll get her number if you get that off" so we watched her for a few minutes until she began to panic. Out I step, cloak on... "Is it stuck duckie?" "Hahaha yeah" Got it off... "Unlock it then turn anti clockwise" "Oh yeah, hahahaha, was wondering what I was gonna do!" Fookin useless! She'd had the car 4 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabber Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 So....... did you get to help fill her up??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Come on Private, did you get your nozzle out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Did you ask for a VAT receipt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 hope you didn't splash any on your toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Ever seen Mallrats? This reminds me of the story Brody tells during the dating game about his uncle going down in a plane crash, whipping his todger out and furiously masturbating, and then everyone else on the plane following suit. Then the plane rights itself and the episode is never spoken of again. Gill Hicks, whipped into excitement by the story, then shouts 'So did he cum'. And Brody says, 'Geez man, there's just some things you don't say on live television'. (I like this film quite a lot). It seems everyone here is dying to ask, 'Did you fill 'er up?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 ...and if you didn't, then you've let yourself down, you've let us down, you've let your mum down. Never was their a more guilt edged opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 How tight was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheep Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Did you shag her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 If you shagged her, would it mean you could buy an Atlas for £1.99? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 A smart lady in Stoke? Is this story real mate or have you got it off Redtube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 No, unfortunately I didn't... i'd like to say it was because i'm with someone but it wasn't Her lock was a bit stiff, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 A smart lady in Stoke? Is this story real mate or have you got it off Redtube? Haha, I might start doing them scenes around North Staffs and Derby... "Aup, come to read your meter flower" "Yeeeaaah alright mate, watch the dog ****" Wouldn't be the same would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Did you offer to give her head lights a quick rub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 No not tits and tyres Just been to see an old mate in Market Drayton (dunno if anyone knows it) stopped in town to get petrol and a smart lady in her 30s in front was really struggling with her filler cap... mate laughs, "you'll get her number if you get that off" so we watched her for a few minutes until she began to panic. Out I step, cloak on... "Is it stuck duckie?" "Hahaha yeah" Got it off... "Unlock it then turn anti clockwise" "Oh yeah, hahahaha, was wondering what I was gonna do!" Fookin useless! She'd had the car 4 months. Yeah it has a food factory called Palethorpes there....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Yeah it has a food factory called Palethorpes there....... That's the one, pies aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 The thread title was so promising... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 That's the one, pies aren't they? Yes mate, they use to eggs to glaze there pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Yes mate, they use to eggs to glaze there pies.Well, people can say what they like about you but having that baby hasn't stopped you being a laugh has it? Bloody hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 When it comes to eggs Im ITK and thats no laughing matter!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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