PrivateDerby Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 Did you tell it off Eddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Did you tell it off Eddie? Why do my eyes read the phrase "Tell it off" and my mind automatically equate that to a cryptic clue for oral sex? Which one of us is the DFSHPD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 Why do my eyes read the phrase "Tell it off" and my mind automatically equate that to a cryptic clue for oral sex? Which one of us is the DFSHPD? Sorry, you are on this occasion... I meant the psychological tactic that some parents use, like Guthrie's sponge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Injury - Slapped face How it happened - Missus found out i'm off to Bournemouth. Expected to be out for - most of the weekend. Treatment receiving - Silent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Sorry, you are on this occasion... I meant the psychological tactic that some parents use, like Guthrie's sponge Yeah, it's usually me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Injury - A muscle in my lower bicep hurts How it happened - I strangled an asshole with too much hatred Expected to be out for - Keep playing through the pain Treatment receiving - Will see on Wednesday morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Injury - Swolen ankle How it happened - Elastic in socks too tight Expected to be out for - 4 months Treatment receiving - Bag of peas Be very careful. Many years ago I broke my ankle playing cricket (didn't realise it was broken at the time). I got home after the cricket match and self-administered the bag of frozen peas, followed that up with frozen carrots and then frozen something else. I went to hospital the next day - ankle was about the thickness of my thigh and was really sore to touch. Had x-rays etc and was then put into a cold compress type bandage (I was planning to drive to Cornwall the next day for my holiday). The doctor told me that I had fractured my ankle, and that I had frostbite. "http://i782.photobucket.com/albums/yy101/luckyeddie_photo/7nTnr_zps3644c035" alt="7nTnr_zps3644c035"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 LOL. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott129 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Injury: Very numb left hand How It Happened - sitting on it Expected to be out for - At least 5 minutes, at most 10. Treatment receiving - vigorous movement to get the blood flow back "http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/california-norcal/805709d1370480032-should-strava-abandon-kom-dh-2790387-if-you-know-what-i-mean" alt="805709d1370480032-should-strava-abandon-"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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