Bris Vegas Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 As the title says.. Imagine we have sort sort of alien invasion on earth.. What items/objects have mankind invented that Aliens would think 'Why the hell would we need this' or 'How would this help us in anyway' Get your thinking caps on as it's not as easy as it seems.. What items have absolutely zero use whatsoever? I'll start... A tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Passport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Our spaceships. "So you've put some of your men onto the moon and launched some satellites into orbit, yeah? Well done, do you know how far we've come to get here? The flight was horrendous let me tell you, you totally need to install some relay stations. And your planetary defence squadron, where was it? We could have done anything to you, just be glad we're the friendly aliens because you certainly don't want that other lot coming over here" :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 First of all I will vote this as a " A Thread Of The Year". My object is a football. It causes a lot of injuries, millions of people will get unhappy every Saturday for it and it is an incredible waste of time as people keep playing it, watching it, talking about it and writing about it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 If they landed at the city ground,a trophy cabinet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Rampant Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Drinkable youghurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 As the title says.. Imagine we have sort sort of alien invasion on earth.. What items/objects have mankind invented that Aliens would think 'Why the hell would we need this' or 'How would this help us in anyway' Get your thinking caps on as it's not as easy as it seems.. What items have absolutely zero use whatsoever? I'll start... A tie. I asked me Brummie mate if he wanted a Kipper Tie. "Yes please", he replied, "milk and two sugars"..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Skirting boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Spork Also fun-size mars bars. They would only be 'fun size' if they were ten times as big as regular mars bars, not ten times as small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I asked me Brummie mate if he wanted a Kipper Tie. "Yes please", he replied, "milk and two sugars"..................... Sort of thing Steve comes out with.. had to scroll up to check it was'nt him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Boycie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Onesie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Swedish warheroes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Mobile phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Skirting boards. Nowt wrong with skirting boards, Mrs, unless they have to be painted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Nowt wrong with skirting boards, Mrs, unless they have to be painted. The only thing they're good for, is collecting dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 The only thing they're good for, is collecting dust. That's why you get a woman around the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 That's why you get a woman around the house Bollo you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 Bollo you. That's not very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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